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Chase/Bank One Merger Super Fun for Customers

By consumerist.com March 30, 2006

This week, Chase and Bank One merged their on-line systems. Birds shivered with glee. Stroboscopic dew drops danced on kittens claws in exultation. And Bank One customers got jacked like a cheap trick on Colfax Ave.

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