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Dear Subway, Please Use Your Isosceles Cheese Correctly

Dear Subway, Please Use Your Isosceles Cheese Correctly

By Ben Popken July 18, 2007

Come on guys, you got the putting calories on the menu thing right. Now, let’s try draping the calories across the sub in a geometrically satisfying pattern, the one that fulfills the design destiny intended by your sandwich scientists. Spurn not their legacy. [More]

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