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Customer Retention

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AOL Don't Wanna Talk Bout No Manual

CNet got AOL on the horn to talk about the AOL retention manual we uploaded, but the big triangle didn't have much to say, except for: More »

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AOL Retention Manual Uploaded in Full

And finally, here is the full AOL retention manual, along with flowchart. Right click here to download. [PDF, 7mb] More »


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AOL Retention Manual Revealed

In August of 2005, America Online settled with the office of NY Attorney General Eliot Spitzer over complaints about how arduous AOL made it to cancel service. In addition to a $1.25 million fine, AOL agreed to streamline the cancellation process and submit all calls for third-party review. On June 13, 2006, Vincent Ferrari posted a recording he made of his attempt to leave America Online. It shot to national TV and revealed AOL hadn't learned the error of its ways. For "John," the call center employee heard on the tape, to deploy the kind of mental warfare heard on the tape, he had to be well-trained... More »

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All Aboard The AOL Customer Retention Expert Conspiracy Bus

One of the more incredible results of the Vincent Ferrari AOL Cancellation fiasco is the outpouring of support. Oh, not for Vincent! For AOL. More »

Page From AOL Retention Manual We're putting the finishing touches on our big post on the AOL manual but wanted to release this sneak peak... Contrast this with Nicholas Graham's assertion that cancellation requests are processed quickly...

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AOL Retains Customers With Siamese Twin Goatse.cx

In his tremulous excitement about getting the 'scoop', Ben apparently didn't notice it, but the AOL Customer Retention Manual is just as Goatse.cxified as the new Mastercard logo. More »

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Update: Canceling Fax Service Like Passing Gallstones

Surprise, surprise, it's hard for others to cancel J2 as well. Not only that, but their chat-based CSRs definitely have robotic paragraphs they insert into the conversation. Compare the chat log after the jump with our previous post on the same matter, you'll find that Amy R. says the exact same lame retention spiel as Sharon. W. More »

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AOL Wants to Eat the Dead

A reader well versed in customer service shares with us this following anecdote about how much AOL cares about servicing your dead relatives. David writes: More »