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shame
Those Damn Europeans Are Taking Over New York
Have you seen them? The Europeans? They're everywhere! In our fancy bistros, on line at the Apple store, spending their fancy-pantzy valuable Euros while we suffer through this intolerable non-recession. The patriots at the New York Times finally sounded the warning call over this European "invasion" that's transforming New York into the "Walmart of hip." More » -
money
Court Rules That U.S. Currency Discriminates Against The Blind
According to the AP, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit ruled that because all dollar bills are identical to the touch, it denies blind people "meaningful access" to the currency. For years, the American Council of the Blind has been going after the government to take action, but the government has always resisted. Details, inside... More » -
Amsterdam doesn't want your stinking worthless U.S. currency. [Reuters]
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first impressions
Meet Your New $5 Bill
If you liked Harold And The Purple Crayon, boy are you going to love the new $5 bill. Lincoln's last stand after the penny will inherit the same counterfeiting countermeasures found on more valuable bills, and will come bruised with a large purple five "to help those with visual impairments distinguish the denomination.' That's right, never again will you confuse a $5 bill for a $50 bill.
We match purple ties to green shirts without pause, but does the pairing work for currency? Tell us what you think in our poll, after the jump. More »
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polls
The Treasury Secretary Hates The Penny. Do You?
Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson hates the penny because it is a worthless dingleberry of a coin. In an interview sure to have kids thinking they know enough to run the Mint, Paulson simplistically noted: "The penny is worth less than any other currency." Don't sing the penny's swan song just yet.
...he quickly added that he didn't think it was "politically doable" to eliminate the one-cent coin and it wasn't something he planned to tackle in the final year of the Bush administration.
Great, add the penny to the slate of issues over which the parties disagree. Put it right next to war spending and social security.Is the penny the most useless coin ever, or an indispensable cog in our $.99 economy? Vote in our poll, after the jump. More »
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economy
Stores In NYC Start Accepting Euros
The dollar just isn't what it used to be, ya know? "Euros accepted" signs are popping up all over NYC as shopkeepers (for one) welcome our new tourist overlords:
"We had decided that money is money and we'll take it and just do the exchange whenever we can with our bank," Robert Chu, owner of East Village Wines, told Reuters television.
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"We didn't realize we would take so much in and there were that many people traveling or having euros to bring in. But some days, you'd be surprised at how many euros you get," Chu said. -
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money
Why Do You Hate The Dollar Coin?
Our beloved U.S. Mint has apparently redesigned the dollar coin to feature a rotating slate of Presidents. Each President gets a three-month stint on the coin. On Thursday, James Madison, our 4th Chief Executive, took his rightful place on the golden slab - but nobody seemed to care. Why? More » -
shopping
What Does The Weak Dollar Mean To Shoppers?
You've probably been hearing a lot about the weak dollar, but might not be sure what exactly it means for you. More » -
ibitch
iBitch, or Paying For Your MacBook With $600 Worth of Five Spots
While dumping ten thousand pennies upon a counter says 'Hobo Joe' no matter how you look at it, it is better sometimes than walking around with a huge wad of small bills. More » -
penny
Just Fucking Die Already, U.S. Penny
I hate change. Not the variety beget by motion: that stuff's okay, at least until the Big Crunch. No, I loathe pockets full of rattling coin. I hated it when small, snot-nosed children would walk into the comic book store where I worked as a teenager and empty several moist, fungous socks full of pennies on the counter to pay for a funny book. I hate it now that I live in the EU and change comes in denominations up to 2 euro. More »



















