If You're Going To Shoplift At Walmart With Your Kids, Don't Leave Them Behind When You Flee

If You're Going To Shoplift At Walmart With Your Kids, Don't Leave Them Behind When You Flee

Kids are adorable and we suppose they could make adorable decoys if one was trying to shoplift at Walmart. But if you’re going to involve small children in your criminal activities, it’s probably not a great idea to leave them behind. [More]

If You're Going To Rob 85 Storage Units, Don't Leave Behind A Pizza Box With Your Address On It

If You're Going To Rob 85 Storage Units, Don't Leave Behind A Pizza Box With Your Address On It

We know — or rather, we assume — that breaking open and stealing items from more than 80 storage units is exhausting work that can leave even the stoutest criminal with a deep hunger. But you can’t let your rumbling stomach trick you into forgetting that the key to being a successful robber is to not get caught. [More]

Don't Rob A Convenience Store With A Cop Standing Right Behind You

Don't Rob A Convenience Store With A Cop Standing Right Behind You

While we at Consumerist never, ever, ever condone crime. We have covered enough retail crime stories to have gleaned a few tips on what not to do. For example, if you plan on robbing a convenience store, you might want to check that a police officer is not standing a few feet behind you the entire time. [More]