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Don’t Use That Stolen Debit Card In Front Of Woman You Stole It From

We’ve heard numerous stories over the years of someone having their debit card stolen and then watching online in horror as their account was drained while waiting for someone at the bank to pick up the phone. But here’s a story of a woman who was able to nab the thief of her debit card — because he tried to buy $200 worth of toys with it right in front of her. [More]

If You're Going To Shoplift At Walmart With Your Kids, Don't Leave Them Behind When You Flee

If You're Going To Shoplift At Walmart With Your Kids, Don't Leave Them Behind When You Flee

Kids are adorable and we suppose they could make adorable decoys if one was trying to shoplift at Walmart. But if you’re going to involve small children in your criminal activities, it’s probably not a great idea to leave them behind. [More]

If You're Going To Rob 85 Storage Units, Don't Leave Behind A Pizza Box With Your Address On It

If You're Going To Rob 85 Storage Units, Don't Leave Behind A Pizza Box With Your Address On It

We know — or rather, we assume — that breaking open and stealing items from more than 80 storage units is exhausting work that can leave even the stoutest criminal with a deep hunger. But you can’t let your rumbling stomach trick you into forgetting that the key to being a successful robber is to not get caught. [More]

Don't Rob A Convenience Store With A Cop Standing Right Behind You

Don't Rob A Convenience Store With A Cop Standing Right Behind You

While we at Consumerist never, ever, ever condone crime. We have covered enough retail crime stories to have gleaned a few tips on what not to do. For example, if you plan on robbing a convenience store, you might want to check that a police officer is not standing a few feet behind you the entire time. [More]