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4 Men Arrested In Connection With (Very Serious, Not Laughable At All) Plot To Steal $10 Sandwich

We live in a world where four people can get arrested on suspicion of burgling a sandwich. And not even a $49.99 behemoth worth its weight in french fries and melted cheese — a $10 snack pilfered from a parked car. Very. Serious. Stuff. [More]