People can get particular when it comes to ordering food — no salt, extra pickles, hold the bun. This was a lesson learned the hard way by employees at a McDonald’s in Ohio who felt the wrath of a customer who demanded fresh fries. [More]
Walmart Manager Opens Up His Own Business… With $250K Worth Of Allegedly Stolen Items
By December 17, 2010
As avaricious as Walmart is, we’re sure that the company would be at least mildly amused at the idea of one of its store managers taking the initiative to begin his own business selling similar products. But we’re guessing that Big W isn’t exactly thrilled if said manager uses $250,000 worth of stolen Walmart property as his inventory. [More]
Speak Up At The Wendy's Drive-Thru Or You Might Get Punched In The Face
By December 14, 2010
Next time you’re ordering a Frosty at the Wendy’s drive-thru, be sure to speak loudly enough so that the person taking your order can hear you. If not, she might just come outside and rip those cheap extensions out of your head. [More]
Burger King Customer Dies After Being Punched In Face By Employee
By December 10, 2010
Earlier today, a fight broke out between an employee at a Detroit Burger King and a 67-year-old customer. In the end, one man was behind bars and the other was dead. [More]
No Charges For Woman Who Bumped 100-Year-Old Walmart Greeter
By December 9, 2010
Last week, we told you about the woman in Milwaukee who was arrested after an argument with a 100-year-old Walmart greeter ended with the centenarian being sent to the hospital. Earlier today, the city’s district attorney said it will not be filing charges. [More]
Masturbating Walmart Shopper Banned From Any Store That Sells Kids Toys
By December 2, 2010
You may remember the story from September about the man in Florida who was caught red-handed (or at least sweaty-palmed) pleasuring himself to a Sports Illustrated magazine in the toy section of his local Walmart. Now it looks like the man has cut a deal that would keep him out of jail — and away from the retail giant and any other store that sells toys for children. [More]
Man: I Assaulted Mom Because Costco Pepsi Machine Made Me Do It
By December 1, 2010
A 33-year-old Pennsylvania man has been charged with with aggravated assault, simple assault and harassment after allegedly assaulting his 68-year-old mom. The reason: The Pepsi machine at their local Costco made him do it. [More]
Woman Sends 100-Year-Old Walmart Greeter To Hospital Over Receipt Dispute
By November 29, 2010
As we’ve already seen today, receipt checking at big box stores can get ugly, but there’s no need for violence. Just ask the 100-year-old greeter at a Wisconsin Walmart who ended up in the hospital yesterday. [More]
Pizza Store Robbers Need To Learn That 'Dough' Doesn't Always Mean Cash
By November 23, 2010
Every day in this good country, masked robbers make off with sacks of dough (aka cash) from fast food joints and pizza places. But a would-be pizzeria thief in Staten Island has learned that sometimes dough just means dough. [More]
Dutch McDonald's Uses Artificial DNA Spray To Track Thieves
By October 20, 2010
Anyone who reads this site regularly knows that fast food restaurants are prime targets for the criminal element. Now McDonald’s eateries in the Dutch city of Rotterdam are using a new-fangled way to fight crime — spraying crooks with a so-called artificial DNA that can be used by authorities to identify them. [More]
Walmart Shopper Fakes Labor Pains To Avoid Shoplifting Arrest
By October 12, 2010
See if you can follow this: Two women were suspected of shoplifting at an Ohio Walmart. When confronted by Walmart security outside the store, it was determined that they hadn’t left the building with the allegedly purloined merchandise. Security was about to let them go when the women called the cops to complain about being unlawfully detained. The cops arrived and determined the women actually could be arrested for shoplifting. That’s when one woman faked labor pains to escape going to jail. [More]
Is This The Right Way To Alert The Neighbors Of Crime In Your Neighborhood?
By October 8, 2010
A man in Huntington Beach, CA, says he was just trying to let his neighbors know about a spate of recent robberies when he placed a 3′x10′ banner reading “We have a thief in the neighborhood” on his house. But now he’s facing flack from some locals who say the sign only draws negative attention, especially if one is trying to sell one’s home. [More]
Should Walmart Pursue Shoplifting Charges Over $2 Bracelets?
By September 17, 2010
Two teens in New Mexico are now reporting to juvenile probation after they were snagged allegedly attempting to swipe $2 worth of bracelets from a local Walmart. Does this mean that the retail giant has changed its policy of not pursuing charges against minors for thefts under $25? [More]
Taco Bell Employee Fights Crime With Mop Handle
By September 14, 2010
Remember that scene in the Eddie Murphy film Coming to America where he and Arsenio Hall take out an armed robber (a barely recognizable Samuel L. Jackson) with a mop handle? Well, the real-life scene on Sunday at a Taco Bell in Indiana probably wasn’t as cinematic, but it was cool nonetheless. [More]
Walmart Robber Swings Newborn Baby At Security To Escape Store
By September 9, 2010
Some idiots try to profit off their babies by attempting to sell them outside of Walmart. And now there’s the woman in Syracuse who stands accused of using her baby to ward off Walmart loss prevention officers while she and her two alleged accomplices made off with their purloined loot. [More]
Master Criminal Steals $11,000 From Walmart Over The Phone
By September 7, 2010
Time was, a burglar needed a gun or a knife to hold up a store. But kids today, they got all sorts of new-fangled ways of pulling heists, like the Walmart in Ohio that is now short over $11,000 because of a phone call. [More]
Domino's Worker Uses Customer's Debit Card For Phone Sex While Still Making Pizzas
By September 3, 2010
You might not think that when you call up your local Domino’s to order a pizza with your credit/debit card, that the employee you just gave your sensitive information to is going to brazenly turn around and rack up $296 in phone sex charges only minutes later. Or that they’d be so stupid to use the restaurant’s phone to make the call. Alas, that’s exactly what a woman in Kentucky claims happened to her. [More]
Cop Fired After Threatening To Arrest KFC Employees Over Refund Policy
By August 30, 2010
A once high-ranking police officer in Arizona now finds himself out of a job — and all because of the chicken at KFC. [More]
