Consumerist
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christmas creep
Creative's "Christmas In July Sale" Isn't Very Creative
Listen, Creative, we call it Christmas Creep because most companies realize that flaunting Christmas schmaltz over the summer is an insane affront to our consumer sensibilities. That doesn't stop them, but they at least have the decency to roll out the decorations quietly, not splash them over their websites in some grotesquely unseasonal embrace. Have you no shame, sirs? Take the stupid Christmas hats off your headphones and send that tropical Santa back to the southern hemisphere where he belongs.
Christmas in July Sale [Creative] (Thanks to Felix!)
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diy marketing
Need A Cheap Way To Bring In Business? Try Mannequin Breasts
An Ohio barbeque restaurant owner was having trouble getting drive-by customers to stop, so he decided to prop a mannequin in a bikini top outside (warning: video). He says that over the past three weeks she's been standing in front of his store, he's had over 70 new customers come in and buy food—a 30% increase in business. So far, he says, no complaints; apparently his "mail girl" even donated a different top and some Daisy Dukes that he's going to use on the dummy next week.
"Busty Mannequin Lures In BBQ Customers" (video) [WXII12.com] (Thanks to Mark!)
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bad consumer
No, You Should Not Pay Your $206 Speeding Ticket With Urine-Soaked Coins
47-year-old Washington resident Michael Lynch tried and failed to pay a $206 speeding ticket with a plastic bag filled with coins and urine. Surprisingly, his special payment for doing 54 mph in a 35 mph construction zone didn't violate any laws... More » -
nifty
Pizzeria Employees Wear T-Shirts With Quotes From Nasty Yelp Reviews
Here's a little bit of brilliance — a pizzeria in San Francisco has taken quotes from nasty 1 star reviews on Yelp! and make them into t-shirts for their employees to wear. We love this. More » -
frys
Fry's Price Matches, But Only If You Pay "Overnight Shipping" For Item In Your Hand
This Fry's in Texas apparently wants you to pay for them to replace their inventory. Or they think their customers are idiots. Maybe both? More » -
class action
Get Half Off New Mp3 Player In Creative MP3 Player Class Action
If you bought a Creative MP3 player in the past seven years, you may be eligible under a proposed class action settlement to get a new Creative MP3 player for 50% off or a 20% off certificate for anything at Creative's online store. The suit alleges that Creative marketed its mp3 players as having 7% more storage capacity than it actually had. Anyone who bought a Creative MP3 player from any US store between May 5, 2001 and April 30, 2008 is part of the class. Claim forms can be found here. (Thanks to Kevin!) -
backlash
Creative Backs Down, Reinstates Spurned Developer
Creative Labs heard your chest-beating across the internet and decided to reinstate spurned developer Daniel_K less than a week after booting him from their forums. Unlike Creative, Daniel_K issued drivers that allowed Creative sound cards to work properly under Vista, and even enabled previously crippled features. The drivers were downloaded over 100,000 times. The company thanked the developer by accusing him of "enabling our technology and IP to run on sound cards for which it was not originally offered or intended, [in] effect, stealing our goods." Even though he has been reinstated, Daniel_K is still pissed. More » -
Here's how the Newegg email address was spoofed on the Creative forum over the weekend: Creative has a security protocol in place where you have to verify your email address before you can post. However, after you publish a post you can go back and change your address to anything you like. You won't be able to verify the spoofed address and therefore won't be able to post anything new—but anything you already posted will now display the spoofed address. Maybe you can get Daniel_K to fix your forum boards, Creative. (Thanks to Jawaad!)
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backlash
Creative Sparks Customer Revolt When It Tries To Silence Third-Party Programmer
Creative's executive team will be coming in to quite a mess Monday morning, thanks to its VP of Screw Ups, Phil O'Shaughnessy. Friday morning, he posted a warning on the Creative customer forums that told programmer Daniel_K to stop writing his own drivers for their X-Fi sound cards. The cards still won't work on Vista over a year after the OS was released, because Creative hasn't released drivers for them—but by Mr. O'Shaughnessy's account, Daniel_K is "stealing" from Creative by making the cards work. Then the weekend happened. More » -
creative
Flyer's Rights Protest Involves Airplane Themed Tent, Smelly Portable Toilets
The Coalition For A Passenger's Bill of Rights cracks us up. They went to D.C. and erected an airplane-themed tent complete with smelly portable toilets in an attempt to recreate the feel of a real-life tarmac imprisonment. More » -
creative
Creative Advertises FM Radio Recording, Kindly Revokes It
If you tell someone you bought a Creative mp3 player, chances are their first question to you is going to be, "Why didn't you just buy an iPod?" Pay these people no mind: they are Apple zealots and will burn in hell. After all, an iPod doesn't let you record FM radio on the fly, does it? 'Ey? More » -
mp3
Creative Sues Apple, Claims They Created MP3 Menus
Could patent law be any more absurd? Perhaps we're on the wrong end of it, but it seems that the only tangible result of modern patent law is a string of nuisance lawsuits in which one company attempts to rob consumers of a product they enjoy by suing a company that has made an ostensibly similar competing device. Re: Blackberry. But now, Creative vs. Apple. More » -
ipod
How DRM Affects Battery Life
With all the furor over DRM lately, CNet asked itself the simple question, "How does DRM affect battery life on your iPod?" As you might expect, the answer is — badly. More » -
deals
Morning Deals Round-Up
• If you are actually going to buy an MP3 player that isn't an iPod, Best Buy has a promotion that gives you a free $50 gift card with the purchase—excluding iPods. The Sandisk Sansa 512MB player is just $100, for instance. More »
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