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• Willy Wonka has some health code violations.
[CT] "City health department orders candy plant closed"
• And finally, the beatings stopped.
[NYT] "Fed Raises Rates, but Scales Back Talk of Inflation"
• A chorus of "ReFi or Die!" rises from dorms across America.
[CT] "Students Rushing to Refinance Loans"
• What's a matter, too pussy to go shopping?
[NYT] "
Consumer Spending Slowed in May"
• We've heard of getting sick on the roller-coaster, but this is ridiculous!
[NYT] "Boy Dies After Ride at Disney World"
• JetBlue, Continental, ranked a mile high above competition.
[LAT] "JetBlue Gets Top Ratings in Survey"