Would you believe that some heartless politicians are trying to take our greenhouse effect carbon dioxide away from us? This film by the “Competitive Enterprise Institute” shows us the Washington fatcats diabolical plans to deprive us of nature’s invisible little helper.
Carbon Dioxide is Our Friend
By May 30, 2006
Red Stripe Beer Makes You Pretty
By May 29, 2006
As I found out to my horror at a wedding on Saturday night, beer can make even the ugliest girls beautiful when ingested in acuity crippling quantities. But Red Stripe Beer won’t just make that belching anthropomorphic sow beautiful… just holding a bottle will make you lovely.
Boingle Bucket: 70′s Toy Commercial Montage
By May 23, 2006
We saw over at Boing Boing this great montage of 70′s toy commercials. Bing Bang Boing looks particularly awesome… a Rube Goldberg game made entirely of masturbatory paraphernalia. “It’s down the Bingle Flinger, past the Hum Drums, up the Banglevator, through the Flicker Tickler, and into the Boingle Bucket!” Getting your balls in the Boingle Bucket is the last step before you win by reaching the ‘Big O’ square, we assume.
80′s Chevy Cavalier: Live It!
By May 19, 2006
Live today’s Chevrolet with Cavalier! Plus, an interior that comforts your very soul.
The Adicolors of the Rainbow
By May 12, 2006
The first two minutes are a touch slow but then the panda and the fish start playing russian roulette.
Axe Stretches Imagination Until It Snaps Back
By May 4, 2006
if you’ve ever wanted your underwear so stretchy it looks like you might have a giant penis, this axe ad, and presumably, these knickers, are for you.
Rich Little Big Crazy For Little Debbies
By May 2, 2006
What a delicious Little Debbie commercial starring Rich Little who was famous in his day for his celebrity impersonations.
Wes Anderson’s American Express Ad
By April 29, 2006
The ad by Wes Anderson starring Jason Schwartzman is pretty fantastic, and almost too post-modern for its own good.
Stunning MTV HD Ad Something to Crow About
By April 26, 2006
Stunning work from the wunderlab that is the Psyop motion graphics studio.
Get a Tacky Piece of Crap On Your Digits
By April 26, 2006
Look! It’s layered entirely in gold!
German Burger King: Nation of Aryans, Idiots
By April 10, 2006
There’s two requirements for making an ad in Germany. One: near-graphic sex. Two: the sex is thwarted by the promise of an inane consumer item.
Pepsi’s Nostalgic Moonwalk
By April 7, 2006
Ah memories. Michael Jackson was still black and Pepsi’s “New Generation” premise was accepted without ironic interpretation. No one could see the darkness falling as the prince of pop converted prepubescent youth to his soulful freak-beat. The dancing kid is apparently “Carlton” from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Frozen Food Ad Found Funny
By April 5, 2006
A humorous commercials for frozen foods, or as they say, !@#$% foods…
Snap, Crackle And ROCK!
By April 3, 2006
And you guys thought the Rolling Stones selling out was a recent thing…
Consumer-Made Ad Mocks Chevy
By March 31, 2006
With all the bloat and spasmodic jibbering about consumer-generated ads, it’s nice to see one backfire. Chevy teamed up with The Apprentice to hold an online contest where you remix video and sound clips to make your own Chevy Tahoe ad. Winners receive their choice various expense paid trips.
Twinkles Cereal Ad
By March 30, 2006
Why don’t they make cereal anymore like Twinkles? As this commercial shows, the box came with a storybook on the back, with such stories as “Sleepy the Baby Kangaroo” and “The Lion Who Loved Himself.” Oh wait, kids can’t read anymore. Rats.
