Burger King Announces Limited Edition Whopper-Scented Cologne

Burger King Announces Limited Edition Whopper-Scented Cologne

Did we miss some kind of memo that made it cool to smell like your food without the pleasure of actually eating anything? Because Burger King apparently feels the need to jump on the fast food scent train, announcing that it’ll bestow 1,000 bottles of Whopper-scented cologne upon the world on April 1. [More]

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The Only Abs You’ll See From Abercrombie & Fitch Now Are On A Cologne Bottle

Gone are the days of college dorm rooms papered entirely in panels from Abercrombie & Fitch bags, with abs, golden, undulating abs as far as the eye could see. After announcing last year that the company would be phasing out the ubiquitous stomach muscles in its ads, now the only six-packs you’ll see are on a bottle of the brand’s cologne. [More]

Bruce Willis To Debut "Manliest Scent In The World" This Week

Bruce Willis To Debut "Manliest Scent In The World" This Week

Have you been sitting in the hot tub, trying to enjoy your bottle of Whitesnake wine but felt that you were lacking a cologne to match your macho sexiness? Well, yippee-kay-yay mothertrucker… Bruce Willis has come to save the day with his new signature scent. [More]