Childhood Nightmare Comes To Life As Clown Attacks Customer In Taco Bell Drive-Thru

Childhood Nightmare Comes To Life As Clown Attacks Customer In Taco Bell Drive-Thru

Like something out a horrible dream from which you wake up drenched in sweat, screaming, a couple in Washington state were the victims of a clown attack while getting their food from a Taco Bell drive-thru. [More]

Best Buy Canada: Still A Bunch Of Bozos

Up in Canuckville, Best Buy is an amazing institution. No, we’re just kidding: crossing the border does not actually take you to another dimension. It’s still one of the worst companies in the world.

Helium Shortage Makes Clowns Cry on the Inside

Pity the clowning industry. Thanks to a global helium shortage, helium balloons, mainstay of spoiled children’s birthday parties, will be hard to come by in coming weeks.

Courtesy of McDonald’s India, Your 9AM Willies

Courtesy of McDonald’s India, Your 9AM Willies