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Struggling Chuck E. Cheese Agrees To Sell Itself In $950 Million Buyout Deal

The (quite possibly animatronic) overlords at Chuck E. Cheese appear to have run out of options to lift the struggling family fun center out of the slump it’s been in lately, and have instead agreed to a $950 million buyout deal currently on the table. [More]

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20 People Involved In Brawl At Chuck E. Cheese

What is it about Chuck E. Cheese that brings out the worst instincts in adults? Two grown-ups reportedly were arrested after a brawl at one of the wonderlands of pizza, games, and terrifying animatronic characters. Two people were arrested and charged with misdemeanors, but police say that about 20 people were involved in the fight. We reiterate: adults. [More]

Adults Just Can't Help Getting Into Violent Brawls At Chuck E. Cheese's

Adults Just Can't Help Getting Into Violent Brawls At Chuck E. Cheese's

Nothing ruins a child’s birthday party at popular pizzeria Chuck E. Cheese’s quite like a violent, physical fight breaking among the adults. Well, except maybe if you happen to be stuck on a ride when your name is called to go on stage. That isn’t fun, either. [More]

Chuck E. Cheese's Recalls Over 1 Million Plastic Rings, 120,000 Toy Glasses

Chuck E. Cheese's Recalls Over 1 Million Plastic Rings, 120,000 Toy Glasses

To all the parents whose kids ask for birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese’s, you now have another good reason to tell them no — it could be hazardous to your health. The Consumer Product Safety Commission and the fun-time restaurant chain have announced a recall of two pieces of plastic junk sold there. [More]

This Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant Really Knows How To Party

This Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant Really Knows How To Party

Police had to respond to three separate incidents in one day this past Saturday at the Chuck E. Cheese in Susquehanna Township, Pennsylvania, according The Patriot-News. We hope the police got some free slices or skee-ball tickets on that last call. Well maybe just free skee-ball tickets.

Man Assaults Chuck E. Cheese During Kiddie Attack

Man Assaults Chuck E. Cheese During Kiddie Attack

A 34-year-old man in Massachusetts will pay a $500 fine for ripping off the head of Chuck E. Cheese and yelling at the guy inside, says WBZTV. The man was angry that Cheese had allegedly pinned his child against a video game machine while trying to escape a swarm of children who were hopped up on skee-ball and pizza.

Chuck E Cheese Entertains Kids With Sexual Assualt

Chuck E Cheese Entertains Kids With Sexual Assualt

22-year-old Jennifer Sorbello got an extra-special welcome to Chuck E Cheese when William Thigpen, dressed as Mr. Cheese, reached out and groped her breast. Sorbello is suing the restaurant, claiming she has been “damaged in the form of emotional distress and humiliation.”

Testing Chuck E. Cheese Restaurants For Bacteria Will Probably Give You Nightmares

Testing Chuck E. Cheese Restaurants For Bacteria Will Probably Give You Nightmares

After one of their friends claimed to have gotten ringworm from a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant, mommy blog “momlogic” decided to swab several Chuck E. Cheese locations and have the samples tested for bacteria. The results are pretty gross, and make us thankful to have an immune system.

The Chuck E. Cheese Walkabout Instructional Video

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Recall of the Week: Chuck E. Cheese’s Chokey Whistle

Recall of the Week: Chuck E. Cheese’s Chokey Whistle

It would appear that losing an arm to an animatronic bear is now the second-leading injury at Chuck E. Cheese. These plastic siren whistles have been recalled as a choking hazard, with reports that at least three children “swallow[ed] pieces of the plastic siren whistle,” setting the stage for the most festive asphyxiation ever.