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Time To Make The Sausages… In Hell… Out Of People Probably

Time To Make The Sausages… In Hell… Out Of People Probably

By consumerist.com December 29, 2005

It’s been a sad holiday season in regards to the deaths of advertising foodstuff icons. First, Michael Vale, the charming Dunkin’ Donuts dude. And now, Santos-Linguisa-cum-San-Quentin “Sausage King” Stuart Alexander, who passed away on Death Row where he was incarcerated for shooting three sausage inspectors in 2000.

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