http://consumerist.com/2008/07/18/mark-your-calendars-all-cheesecake/

Mark your calendars, all cheesecake slices are $1.50 on 7/30 at the Cheesecake Factory. Yummy. [Press Release]

Barbie Brand Extension Prompts Farking

Barbie Brand Extension Prompts Farking

Like a tired brand getting a face lift, the revelation that Mattel will trot a line of 50′s inspired Barbie dolls prompted Farkers to Botox another trope, the inapropropriate occupation Barbie.

Barbie Scarred Me, And I Liked It

Barbie Scarred Me, And I Liked It

Lil Miss Rodeo is the least of [insert the name a potentially concerned party here]‘s worries about the new line of Barbie pinup dolls. How about French Maid Barbie?

Finally. Barbie Goes Cheesecake.

Finally. Barbie Goes Cheesecake.

Mattel has announced that every ten year old boy’s secret plastic girlfriend, Barbie, is finally going 50′s sexpot. The lascivious, long legged tramp is getting her own “Pin-Up” line of dolls, inspired by the fifty year old cheesecake calendars still mustily crumbling upon the wall of our grandfathers’ garages.