Celeste Hawaiian Pizzas Add Some Pineapple, Still Have Sparse Toppings

Celeste Hawaiian Pizzas Add Some Pineapple, Still Have Sparse Toppings

Anh shares my inexplicable love of that cheap freezer case staple, the Celeste pizza-for-one. The just-spicy-enough sauce! The crunchy crust that the likely-carcinogenic microwaving disc provides! The $1 price point! It’s not wood-fired oven pizza, but it’s one of the most edible things that comes out of a box and gets cooked in the microwave. The current line of “limited edition” pizzas tempted Anh, and he opened up a Hawaiian pizza only to find that the toppings were sparse. And it made him sad. Mama Celeste had finally steered him wrong. [More]

The Sad Hawaiian-Style Celeste Pizza With One Pineapple And Many Hams

The Sad Hawaiian-Style Celeste Pizza With One Pineapple And Many Hams

No one purchases a one-dollar frozen pizza expecting a gourmet experience. Heck, they don’t even expect the meal to look all that much like the photo on the box. When reader Kitanaor picked up a Hawaiian-style Celeste pizza-for-one, though, she expected to find more than one piece of pineapple among the toppings. [More]