Catherine Zeta Crab Walk

Not just her train tunnel gaze or air of casual refinement, but Catherine Zeta Jones has certain je ne sais quois captivating us towards her ouevre, most recently her dramatic turn as spokesmodel for T-Mobile.

T-Mobile Hopes You Forget Your Security Deposit

T-Mobile Hopes You Forget Your Security Deposit

Shh, no one must know we have their deposits…

Acquiesce to the Zombie Debt Collectors

Acquiesce to the Zombie Debt Collectors

Chris writes in a self-described rant about how a debt collection agency is constantly auto-dialing him on his cellphone. He called T-Mobile to see if there’s any, “selective call blocking, smoke signals, or death threats” he could deploy to stop the number from harassing him. Short answer: nope. Catherine Zeta Jones is powerless against zombies.

What Do The Stars Make To Sell You Crap?

What Do The Stars Make To Sell You Crap?

Wondering what the beautiful people hawking an inferior product to you like a slightly more suassive, slightly less smelly used car salesman are making? Look no further. Here’s the top 10 highest paid celebrities and the products they are endorsing: