Cashmere Toilet Paper Cheaper Than Wiping With "Luxury Knitwear"

Cashmere Toilet Paper Cheaper Than Wiping With "Luxury Knitwear"

Just in case Charmin isn’t doing it for you anymore, UK retailer Waitrose has come up with what it calls a “super soft cashmere loo roll,” designed to “put a smile on your face.” Um, no matter what we’re using when we’re doing our duty, it’s unlikely to make us smile.

Waitrose says the product — which is really just plain old paper with some cashmere extract tossed in — carries the same “stamp of quality” as the “finest luxury knitwear.”