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glitches
Student's Windows 7 Won't Work, CSR Transfers Him To Vacuum Seller
Chris is a student who bought Windows 7 through his university, then tried to install it to a new computer after his old one broke, but ran into problems. He called Microsoft customer service and ended up talking to Oreck Vacuums. More » -
dish network
Call Center Disciplines Reps If You're Not Happy With Your Collections Call
You've most likely seen those surveys you receive on your receipt, or after a chat session or phone call. Most people ignore them unless they get something in return, or service was exceptionally bad or exceptionally good. According to our source R., though, not answering that survey could help the rep you've just talked to lose his or her job. More » -
linksys
Linksys, LinkSucks
Christoff knew the dangers, but he went ahead anyway. He bought a Linksys router. And lo, it broke. The day had come for him to deal with their outsourced tech support. Over four hours of conversation and hold time, mainly hold time, later, he has a 2nd replacement router. Both replacement routers had the same problem as the first. Read of his trials and tribulations, inside... More » -
call centers
Even Indians Hate Indian Call Centers
You're not alone hating Indian call centers. Indians hate them too, mostly because they get stuck dealing with an even lower caste of customer service representatives than Americans. The well-educated smooth talking CSRs get the prestigious jobs infuriating foreign customers, while the the untrained masses are paid basmati to cater to India's domestic customers. More » -
customer support
Cracked Explains Why Tech Support Sucks
Cracked takes a stab at explaining why your calls to customer support inevitably lead to frustration. You'll probably recognize your own experiences as you read their article, and learn a little about why being a customer service agent sucks so much, too. More » -
call centers
Delta, Everybody Else, Officially Fed Up With Foreign Call Centers
Delta Air Lines is the latest company to "repatriate" call center jobs previously outsourced to India. It's not just that the economy is down and fewer people are flying, but more specifically that absolutely everybody hates dealing with foreign call centers.
As Delta chief Richard Anderson succinctly put it: "Customer acceptance of call-center representatives in other countries was low, and our customers are not shy about letting us have that feedback." More »
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comcast
Comcast's 24/7 Customer Service Line Closed For Cancelers, Open For Upgraders
After a long day of work, John called Comcast's "24/7" customer service line to downgrade his service. Press 1 to upgrade, 2 to downgrade, chirped the phone. He pressed two and was told that he was calling after hours and would have to call back later. He hung up and redialed and pressed 1, "upgrade," this time, and within 30 seconds was connected with a customer service rep, "who was more than happy to help me DOWNGRADE my service. It was literally a 2 minute call, and I had cancelled the services I don't use and am saving almost $40/mo," blogs John. Clever, Comcast, so clever.
It's Comcastic! (disclaimer) [JohnA lifeblog] (Photo: happy*cherry)
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customer service
50 Ways To Get A Live Person When You Call Customer Service
VoIP-News has posted 50 ways to get a live person when you call customer service (an increasingly rare occurrence). My favorite is no. 32:
Do nothing. By doing nothing, you can trick the PBX into thinking you have a rotary phone and force it to get you an agent.
There's something beautiful about its passive aggressive approach and taking advantage of their need to maintain legacy support for a quaint technology of yesteryear.
PBX Hell: 50-Plus Hacks and Tips to Get to a Real Person at Any Corporation in 10 Seconds or Less [VoIP-News] (Photo: termie)
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farces
Citi "Homeowner Helper" Site Merely Potemkin Village?
Did Citi set up its "homeowner helper" site to comply with Obama's mortgage assistance programs, but then not actually attach it to any humans that will help homeowners? After inputting his info on the site, Citi told reader CoarseLive to schedule an appointment with a representative. No one ever called him. When he tried calling Citi directly, multiple agents told him they had no idea what he was talking about, and they hung up on him, again and again. His story, inside...
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customer service
Don't Bother Calling In With Complaints, United Is Disconnecting The Phone
United Airlines doesn't want to talk to you on the phone about your complaints — so they're disconnecting it. MSNBC is reporting that starting in April, the airline will shut down the call center that deals with customer complaints. More » -
insiders
Call Centers: Teleperformance USA Is A Cancer
"Thank you for holding, your call will be answered in the order it was received by an incompetent drug-addict whose training consisted of watching funny stuff on YouTube." That's the substance of this insider confession from a former trainer at Teleperformance USA, one of those outsourced call centers that turns your customer service call into the modern-day version of The Trial. Hear about the restroom sex, drugs sold on-site, and employees getting away with writing down and running off with customer's credit card numbers, inside... More » -
insiders
Teleperformance USA: Call Center Of Customer Service Nightmares
Wanna know why your call to customer service went so poorly? Maybe because it was routed to an outsourced call center run by Teleperformance USA where, according to an insider, customer service goes to die... -
orbitz
Telling An Orbitz Rep What A Blogger Is
There was an amusing little tangent in my conversation yesterday with an Orbitz rep when I went to change my ticket. Talking with her was the first time I've ever hinted to a telephone customer service rep that I write for The Consumerist.
ORBITZ (in clipped, offshore-outsourced call-center perfect English diction): Mr. Popken, is this a business trip?
BEN: Yes.
ORBITZ: What business are you in, Mr. Popken?
BEN: I'm a blogger.
ORBITZ: What is a "blogger?"
BEN: Someone who blogs. Heh. It's a special kind of website with lots of posts arranged in reverse chronological order.
ORBITZ: I see.
Long silence.
ORBITZ: So you are like Perez Hilton? More » -
insiders
How Outsourced Call Centers Are Costing Millions In Identity Theft
A former Chase call center rep tells the story about this one thief who was able to rip off one customer for over $40,000, thanks to his constant outwitting out the internationally out-sourced security department. It wasn't that hard. Over and over again, he was able to commit credit card fraud just knowing the guy's name, social, and mother's maiden name. More » -
mcdonalds
McDonald's Remote Ordering System Is Gaining Popularity
In 2006 we reported that McDonald's was testing a system in which drive-thru orders were being taken by employees at a remote location, usually in another state altogether. Nearly 2 years later, the system has proven successful in some areas and is being used in over half of the McDonald's in Hawaii, according to KITV. Apparently, the system enhances the speed and accuracy of orders and most customers don't even realize the difference. More, inside... More » -
washington mutual
Hate Outsourced Bankers? Just Ask For A US One
Loathe the outsourced customer service reps on the Washington Mutual phone lines? Just ask for a US-banker, says one WaMu insider: More » -
technical problems
Xbox Live Won't Refund Points For Game They Can't Deliver
How long can a company continue to "investigate" what's obviously a failed download before they credit your account? For Xbox Live Marketplace, the answer is 2 months, 2 weeks, and counting. Every attempt Joe makes at resolving the issue lands him in a customer service purgatory from which no solution can ever escape. Joe writes, "The problem is that there is no recourse for the customer in a situation where this actually does happen. Microsoft took my money before my product was transferred to me. The transfer then failed to take place. It is no fault of my own and there is nothing I can do about it." Read Joe's full account below. More » -
leaks
Tmobile Call Center Bans Kleenex
Update on that outsourced Tmobile call center that banned paper and pens earlier this week: our insider reports that Kleenex is now verboten as well. He furthermore notes that, "paper and pens, if they are to be used, have to be signed out from a supervisor. When signed back in, the paper is shredded by the supervisor." Any reps feeling the need to cry about their vaporizing dignity can use the back of their sleeve, after their request form is approved. A comment from our previous post explains why this might be a bad idea... More »
call centers
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