screw-caps
More and more wines are coming with screwcaps instead of corks. Good.
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drunk pilot
An American Airlines pilot was acquitted of the charge of attempting to operate a plane while under the influence of alcohol. The cause for acquittal: Sleepdrinking!
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beer
Gas guzzlers don't just spew more carbon into the air, they apparently affect the price of a cold, frosty brew:
Heineken CEO Jean-Fran
ois van Boxmeer pointed out on Wednesday that the increasing demand for grain for biofuel will put pressure on the price of grain, and by extension on malt and hop prices as well, two important raw materials.
We're assuming he means that ethanol production is to blame for the spike in grain prices. (Corn is at a
10-year high today.)
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alcohol
"Thish ish ya capawhatchamacallit shpeakin..." a voice over the cabin intercom slurs. Looking out the window, you can't help but notice a landing 747 dropping down out of the sky straight on top of you. Your dilating left eye spasms involuntarily.
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alcohol
Sipping on that fluorescent green drink with the umbrella coming out of it makes you more than just a total fruit; it also makes you drunker.
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wal-mart
It turns out that our loathed, stinky arch-nemesis Wal-Mart doesn't merely steal the souls of the self-respecting working Joe (not to mention the serenity of America's picturesque highway suburbs).
It also steals from itself.
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star belly sneetches
