Should We Test The Blanket That Keeps Your Farts From Driving Your Spouse Out Of The Room

Should We Test The Blanket That Keeps Your Farts From Driving Your Spouse Out Of The Room

I remember being a kid and having a male relative tell me, “You know you’ve found the right woman when you can fart in bed and she doesn’t leave you.” That may very well be true, but a new product claims that it can save relationships by blocking you or your partner’s passed gas from making its way into the room. [More]

Better Marriage Blanket Protects Your Partner From Noxious Farts

Better Marriage Blanket Protects Your Partner From Noxious Farts

If you are emitting such noxious gas that you require a carbon filter blanket in order to prevent divorce, you may have some kind of underlying medical condition that you should get checked out. But if you don’t have health insurance, maybe you should try the Better Marriage Blanket instead. [More]