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Not cool, say British folks. Not at all.

UK Retailers Realize “Mental Patient” & “Psycho Ward” Also Aren’t Great Halloween Costumes

While we’re dealing with Naughty Leopard costumes for kids that don’t even remotely resemble actual leopards, British retailers have their own hands full with controversial Halloween outfits. Across the pond they’re called “Fancy Dress Costumes” and with names like “Psycho Ward” and “Mental Patient,” retailers selling them are coming under fire from the mental health community. [More]

Walmart-Owned Store Delivers Sex Lube Instead Of Kids' Bubble Bath

Walmart-Owned Store Delivers Sex Lube Instead Of Kids' Bubble Bath

Not even a week after Walmart-owned British retail chain Asda decided that “Fat Balls” might be an inappropriate name for bird food, they also managed to royally screw up an order for kids’ bubble bath and sent a bottle of lube instead. [More]

Store Considering Name Change For "Fat Balls"

Store Considering Name Change For "Fat Balls"

For years, avian enthusiasts in the UK have been able to get their hands on “fat balls,” bird feed in the form of spherical mixtures of suet and seeds intended for winter use. But now, thanks to a few snickering kids, that could all change. [More]

Mom Finds Scorpion In Bananas

Mom Finds Scorpion In Bananas

A young mom found an Israeli Gold scorpion in a pile of bananas she picked up from ASDA, a UK supermarket chain owned by Walmart.

Disney Decides To Stop Selling "Dive In" Panties For Young Girls

Disney Decides To Stop Selling "Dive In" Panties For Young Girls

Gee, someone wasn’t thinking too clearly when they were designing High School Musical 2 themed panties for Disney. Sold in the UK, one pair of panties in a package of 5 read “Dive In” — a reference to a scene from the popular musical.

British Supermarkets Sell 8 Pence Valentine’s Cards

British Supermarkets Sell 8 Pence Valentine’s Cards

ASDA, a British supermarket chain, is selling discount Valentine’s Day card to forgetful dole sponges in the UK: