UPDATE: Secret Spam Message!

UPDATE: Secret Spam Message!

Hey, remember that “spam from the future” we told you about last week? The message contained is so powerful, so advanced… it crashes Thunderbird, our email program. All day long, Thunderbird crashed through the canopy, over and over again, cracking goose eggs like our skull banging on the desk as we futilely attempted to mine the tip line.

Secret Message!

Secret Message!

We’ve received notice from an advanced civilization. They communicate only through seldom used ASCII symbols.