Finally. Barbie Goes Cheesecake.

Finally. Barbie Goes Cheesecake.

Mattel has announced that every ten year old boy’s secret plastic girlfriend, Barbie, is finally going 50′s sexpot. The lascivious, long legged tramp is getting her own “Pin-Up” line of dolls, inspired by the fifty year old cheesecake calendars still mustily crumbling upon the wall of our grandfathers’ garages.