More Footage Of Scuzzy Optician Attacking Reporter

The power of submitting complaints to investigative reporters. Sometimes the journalist will gadfly the offender into making a complete ass of himself on international television. — BEN POPKEN

Target’s CSI: Minneapolis

Target’s CSI: Minneapolis

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