Out Damned Spot! Help A Reader Clean His Citibank Credit

Ben — a man with perfect credit — needs help. Not Ben Popken, editor of this Mickey Mouse pajama publication. Ben A. — one of our most prolific tipsters.

AOL User 231392 Illuminated

AOL User 231392 Illuminated

Here’s another AOL user who should definitely be manacled to a rusty pole and beaten with barb wire. Dirty thoughts! Dirty! Dirty!

Another Skeptical Musing on AOL CSR Firing

Another Skeptical Musing on AOL CSR Firing

Chooki brings up a great point in the comments, which is how do we know that John was actually fired? There’s no proof, just a statement from the PR department.

The Consumerist Salutes America Saluting Carl’s Jr

The Consumerist Salutes America Saluting Carl’s Jr

Don’t worry. Every employee gets to take home their own $6 burger for the family. (Thanks, GKnauss!)