Man Named God Suing Equifax For Refusing To Believe He (And His Financial History) Exists

Man Named God Suing Equifax For Refusing To Believe He (And His Financial History) Exists

As if it’s not hard enough to go through life explaining why you share a name with a divine entity, a man called God is now suing credit-reporting agency Equifax claiming it refused to accept his name as a legitimate moniker. Basically, he’s trying to prove he exists. And along with that, of course, his credit history is also a real thing. [More]

Counterpoint: God Denies Causing Car Accident

Counterpoint: God Denies Causing Car Accident

Martin, also a California lawyer, doesn’t believe God was in that crashing car at all. He writes:

Why The Car Accident Was God’s Fault

Why The Car Accident Was God’s Fault

While we were busy being befuddled, a California lawyer slipped a smart-bomb in the comments.

God Works In Mysterious Car Accidents

Did you know that if a guy has a stroke while driving and barrels into four other cars, and no one knows he had a tumor beforehand, it’s considered an Act of God?