Will you, Nicolas? Will you really?

The Number Of Nicolas Cage Pillowcases For Sale On The Internet Is Truly Astounding

All those nights lying awake, wondering where Nicolas Cage, what he’s doing, how his dreams are unfolding, and wishing you could be slumbering cheek-to-cheek aren’t hopeless, after all. Because beyond any human reasoning we can summon forth, there are pages and pages of pillowcases featuring the star of Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. [More]