This Is The Can Of Fried Onions For Today’s Creative Modern Woman

This Is The Can Of Fried Onions For Today’s Creative Modern Woman

We aren’t sure who “the now chicks with more imagination than time” are, and we’re fairly certain that if that were even a real thing, “the now chicks” would not order free fried onion cookbooks from coupon flyers. Not even in 1970 when this piece of copywriting horror was printed. [More]

Watch A Dancing Patrick Swayze Shill For Pabst Blue Ribbon in 1979

Watch A Dancing Patrick Swayze Shill For Pabst Blue Ribbon in 1979

It may be difficult to believe now, but there was once a time when people appreciated Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in a non-ironic fashion. That was around 1979, evidently, when this ad featuring a catchy faux-Bee Gees tune and a fresh-faced young Patrick Swayze hit the airwaves. [More]