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In case you were wondering, yes, it is illegal to trade sex for a $100 gas card. [The Smoking Gun]

5:41 PM on Wed Jul 2 2008, by Meg Marco, 1,603 views, 26 comments

Angry Sex Sells Vacuums

Leave it to the Germans to use s AND m to pitch electronics. A gentle people known for their thrift, in Germany, they use the whole Lebensraum.

7:43 PM on Fri Jun 9 2006, by popkin, 4,789 views, 1 comment

Verizon Junk Mail Advertises Phone Sex Hotline

The phone number in this Verizon mailer connects to "an exciting new way to go live with hot horny girls." Can you hear me now, big boy?

7:45 AM on Mon Sep 8 2008, by Ben Popken, 6,075 views, 23 comments

No More Erections In Love Land: China Demolishes Sex Theme Park Filled With Giant Statues Of Genitalia

Bad news for those of you planning a trip to "Love Land", China's first sex theme park: it's been demolished before it could even open. Now the only giant balls the locals will see are government-administered wrecking balls.

10:42 AM on Wed May 27 2009, by Lucy Bayly, 6,656 views, 27 comments

German Burger King: Nation of Aryans, Idiots

There's two requirements for making an ad in Germany. One: near-graphic sex. Two: the sex is thwarted by the promise of an inane consumer item.

3:29 PM on Mon Apr 10 2006, by popkin, 295 views, Comment

Canadians Don't Know What 'Sex' Means

According to a recent poll of 3,000 students, Canadians are much more pathetic than previously suspected:

1:34 PM on Wed Feb 15 2006, by consumerist.com, 134 views, 4 comments

If Loving Chocolate's Wrong, I Don't Want My Girlfriend to Be Right

Does anyone care anymore that chocolate heightens depression? We don't. Hell, our girlfriends are already depressed after sex.

6:48 AM on Mon May 22 2006, by consumerist.com, 3,268 views, 8 comments

UK Man Decries Sex On Candy Wrappers

A father of two in the UK recently caused a scene upon discovering that cartoon fruits on some Haribo candies appear to be having a "carnal encounter." Through careful observation, the man deduced that the lime is the "gentleman," citing his...

4:45 PM on Tue Sep 8 2009, by Carrie McLaren, 12,818 views, 55 comments

29,000 registered sex offenders deleted from MySpace. [Ad Age]

1:27 PM on Wed Jul 25 2007, by Ben Popken, 693 views, 9 comments

Craiglist Sex Ads Were ID Theft Trap

A Minneapolis area crime duo have been arrested for luring people on Craigslist to sexual encounters, then stealing their wallets. Amy Ruth Bergquist and Eric Thorsen are accused of then using the wallets' contents to steal the person's identity...

11:15 AM on Fri Apr 25 2008, by Ben Popken, 7,708 views, 33 comments