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Pac-Man Turns Up In Rapture

Cute. Sure to annoy those who like a realistic time-space continium, but how many of those will be reading? Not many. For the rest of us, cute.

7:00 AM on Wed Aug 22 2007, by Luke Plunkett, 10,138 views, 36 comments

Pastors To Open 5M New Churches, Hasten Rapture

The Global Pastors Network — a confederacy of evangelical protestants closing the spines of their Bibles on their laps and thumping back and forth in excitement of the impending Apocalypse — have announced their "Billion Souls...

6:21 AM on Mon Mar 6 2006, by consumerist.com, 128 views, 4 comments

BioShock 3 Might Be Returning To Rapture

Corridor shooter BioShock takes place in underwater city Rapture. BioShock 2 takes place in underwater city Rapture. BioShock 3?

7:00 AM on Wed May 6 2009, by Brian Ashcraft, 28,057 views, 165 comments

Save Your Friends From Post-Rapture Hellfire For Only $40 Per Year

A company called You've Been Left Behind is selling a post-Rapture package that sends emails to your sinful friends and family, letting them know where you are and what's up with the whole pending apocalypse thing. For only $40 per year, You've...

3:08 PM on Fri Jun 6 2008, by Alex Chasick, 6,967 views, 105 comments

Bioshock Ad Gallery

There's been a lot of talk about in-game advertising lately. They are annoying and ugly and in certain cases can really disrupt the feeling of the game. The creators of Bioshock have a ton of in-game advertising in their amazingly beautiful game,...

8:00 PM on Sun Apr 8 2007, by fdemarco, 4,718 views, 16 comments

Rapture, Acquittal, Or Cruise?

A fun game to kick off your lunch hour: Which of these people are celebrating Michael Jackson's acquittal, which have seen Jesus descend from the sky to reward the faithful during the Rapture, and which are doing The Cruise? Answers after the jump.

5:00 PM on Tue Jun 14 2005, by Mark, 998 views

To Do: The Rapture, Silverman, Vidal

· Music round-up: The Rapture at the Henry Fonda; Great Northern at the Echo; Let's Go Sailing at Spaceland; Babs at Staples Center; The Dilletantes (with Kay Hanley and Michelle Lewis) at Hotel Cafe.

6:37 PM on Mon Nov 20 2006, by Mark, 62 views, 1 comment

What's On The BioShock 2 Record

Why it's the martial Rapture anthem, on two sides of a BioShock 2 promotional 45 obtained at gramophone-free Kotaku NYC last week! Armed with a record player on Sunday, I was able to hear a hidden message.

1:40 PM on Mon Jul 6 2009, by Stephen Totilo, 20,436 views, 51 comments

1:30 PM on Fri Dec 19 2008, by Maura Johnston, 305 views, 3 comments

Atheists Sell Pet Care Service To Christians Anticipating The Rapture

An atheist in New Hampshire is hiring out pet care services to Christians who believe that there will be a rapture and they will leave behind their pets. He won't tell Mainstreet whether the business is very successful—he says his clients...

8:28 PM on Tue Sep 1 2009, by Chris Walters, 11,380 views, 102 comments