There Are People Who Actually Like White Chocolate (Even If It’s Not Really Chocolate)

There Are People Who Actually Like White Chocolate (Even If It’s Not Really Chocolate)

Bring up white chocolate to most people and you’ll likely get a nose wrinkle and a, “Who eats white chocolate?”* Seriously — that just happened to me within the hour when discussing this post. But the answer is Brazil, for starters, along with a bunch of other countries where the white chocolate business is booming (even though it’s not reeeally chocolate). [More]

Save Santa: Buy This Hallmark Ornament

Save Santa: Buy This Hallmark Ornament

When we received an e-mail from reader Ryan entitled, “The most brilliantly evil Christmas commercial ever made,” well, our interest was piqued. Surely that bar is very high. There have been some great (terrible) moments in holiday commercial history. [More]

Tax Prep Company Blames IRS, Indian Software Developers, Customers For Bounced Checks

Old school Consumerist readers may remember Memphis-based Mo Money Taxes from its appearance in this classic Great Moments In Commercial History post. But now the company, which provides tax prep services in several states, is making headlines because it has put a lot of bad refund checks in the hands of its customers. [More]

Badvertising Hall Of Fame Store Moo & Oink May Have To Liquidate

Badvertising Hall Of Fame Store Moo & Oink May Have To Liquidate

Even if you’ve never lived near Chicago, longtime readers of Consumerist may remember Windy City grocery store Moo & Oink for its so-bad-it’s-friggin-awesome TV ad that launched our Great Moments In Commercial History series. But now comes sad news that the dancing cow and pig might be headed to the liquidation slaughterhouse if Moo & Oink doesn’t find a buyer. [More]

Great Moments In Commercial History: Cullman Liquidation

Great Moments In Commercial History: Cullman Liquidation

This commercial, for Cullman Liquidation, is Oscar-winning documentary director Errol Morris’ favorite commercial. [More]

Come On Down To The Ugly Furniture Store!

Come On Down To The Ugly Furniture Store!

Want ugly furniture? How about a teardrop filled with frog eggs? Want an ugly table to put ugly stuff on? We’ve got that! This is a parody commercial for a real store filled with hideous furniture. [More]

Great Moments In Commercial History: Domino's Pasta Dude

Great Moments In Commercial History: Domino's Pasta Dude

Back in early ’08, to promote their new line of pasta primavera items, Domino’s rolled out a screechy-voiced CGI rigatoni that raps about the joys of oven-baked pasta, reports SoGood. “Pasta Dude” some rhymes, then he busts out some dance moves that look like he’s bending over an imaginary dance partner and slapping them across the rear. This, apparently, was cause for controversy.

Great Moments In Commercial History: Frank Myers Auto

Great Moments In Commercial History: Frank Myers Auto

Reader Kate nominates Frank Myers Auto for this week’s award.

Great Moments In Commercial History: FarmersOnly.com

Great Moments In Commercial History: FarmersOnly.com

Reader Laurie nominates these two commercials for a rural dating service. Farming is so lonely.

Great Moments In Commercial History: Nestle White Chocolate

Great Moments In Commercial History: Nestle White Chocolate

Yep, that’s right, we’re bringing back Great Moments in Commercial History, and Reader Paul is kicking things off with this delightfully awful ’80s confection.

Please Nominate Your Favorite Awful Commercials For "Great Moments In Commercial History"

Please Nominate Your Favorite Awful Commercials For "Great Moments In Commercial History"

Know what needs to come back? Great Moments in Commercial History. If you’d like to nominate a commercial for this prestigious weekly award, please send a link to the commercial along with a paragraph explaining what the commercial means to you. Please, please check our archive to make sure that we have not already featured your favorite. Send your email to tips@consumerist.com and put “Great Moments” in the subject.

Jones Bigass Truck Rental & Storage

Jones Bigass Truck Rental & Storage

Jone’s Bigass Truck Rental & Storage will let you store anything you please. He’s got a weed-riddled cement lot he bought at auction for $1.00 and some trucks you can toss some shit in.

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Costco: One Bag Of Rice Per Customer, Please

Costco: One Bag Of Rice Per Customer, Please

The bustling store in the heart of Silicon Valley usually sells four or five varieties of rice to a clientele largely of Asian immigrants, but only about half a pallet of Indian-grown Basmati rice was left in stock. A 20-pound bag was selling for $15.99.

Great Moments In Commercial History: Fred And Sharon's Movies

Here’s a commercial that demonstrates that even local public access TV has standards that must be met. Fortunately for us, when public access says no, YouTube says “yes.”

Great Moments In Commercial History: "Al'z Place"

Great Moments In Commercial History: "Al'z Place"

The Stay Free! daily blog was watching the telly and nearly spit out its wheatgrass juice when it noticed an ad for a senior care facility in Brooklyn that has blessed its Alzeimer’s ward with a delightful moniker. They call it, “Al’z place.” That marketing decisions strikes us as, shall we say, unfortunate. What’s the message here? “He forgot his name and so did we so we just call him Al.”

Great Moments In Commercial History: Prime Cut Meat Market Restaurant

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Great Moments In Commercial History: Kinoki Foot Pads

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