Domino’s is making an effort to win the hearts of American consumers by improving their food and their service. So what happens if you order online, adding a note that you would like a picture of Yoda riding a tauntaun on your pizza box? What you ask for is what you’ll get. [More]
Would You Like A Picture Of Yoda Riding A Tauntaun On Your Pizza Box? Just Ask
By April 1, 2011
Domino's Pizza Ads Smack Of Desperation
By March 11, 2011
Does Domino’s seem a little desperate lately? A little too eager to prove that they’re listening to your negative tweets about the pizza quality, and not putting boogers in the pies? Like that commercial where they talk all those customers who think they’re complaining about the ingredients inside a focus group room, but then they’re actually in the farmer’s field where the tomatoes come from! Because absolutely nothing happens in the process between getting that tomato to the local pizzeria. Nope, they just send it via pneumatic tube. The comedians at UCB have noticed the earnest tone and made a lil parody video to skewer Domino’s for daring to try to change. Free salad topoff via helicopter, anyone? [More]
Domino's Burglar Leaves Trail Of Chips & Sauce Straight To His Door
By February 28, 2011
The police in Ojai, CA, didn’t need David Caruso’s CSI skills, sunglasses, or witticisms to find the man who broke into the local Domino’s Pizza. [More]
Drunk Pizza Hut Employee Breaks In After Hours To Fry Wings
By February 25, 2011
It’s nothing new for a felonious fast food employee to sneak back into his place of work after hours to pilfer goods and cash. But for one staffer at a Minnesota Pizza Hut, the thing that lured him into late-night larceny was access to the restaurant’s deep fryer. [More]
Domino's Delivery Driver Saves Life Of Regular Customer
By February 22, 2011
Imagine you work at a pizza place and an elderly customer has been ordering from your store every day for three years. What do you do when that customer suddenly stops calling? For one Domino’s driver in Memphis, TN, the answer was clear: Go out and check on her. [More]
Papa John's Delivery Guy Rescues Trapped Customer
By February 15, 2011
We’ve written about Domino’s drivers who braved floods and scaled icy inclines all to reach a customer, but a Papa John’s driver in Michigan has topped them both by actually rescuing his customer. [More]
Domino's: Our Hot Wings Are Too Hot For Women, Hispanics
By January 31, 2011
Domino’s Pizza recently sent out some information regarding changes to its chicken wing offerings. And while the document has predictable information like the fact the average wing size is “slightly reduced to industry standard,” we were more fascinated by this chart that breaks down some demographic information on Domino’s various dipping and wing sauces. [More]
Alaska Airlines Delivers Your Bags In 20 Minutes Or You Get 2,000 Free Miles
By December 30, 2010
Reader Andrew is happy to report that taking advantage of Alaska Airline’s guarantee that you’ll have your bags within 20 minutes of landing is pretty painless. His bags didn’t show up after 35 minutes and when he called in they gave him a choice of two different “we’re sorry” options. [More]
Dedicated Domino's Driver Scales Icy Hill To Deliver Pizza
By December 23, 2010
Some of you may remember the Domino’s driver who slogged through a couple feet of flood water while making his rounds. Well, here’s his cold-weather counterpart. [More]
Buy A Burger At Sonic, Get A Free Hooker
By December 8, 2010
Forget that racist Domino’s delivery slip or that Kroger receipt long enough to have a ticker-tape parade. The freebie offer on this receipt from Sonic takes the cake. [More]
Domino's Booger Woman Gets Sentenced
By November 22, 2010
On Friday the woman who narrated the Domino’s booger video that made national headlines plead guilty and received sentencing. [More]
So Did The USDA Spend Millions To Cheese-Up Your Domino's Pizza Or Not?
By November 17, 2010
A couple weeks back we wrote about a New York Times article that claimed our tax dollars were being spent by the USDA to find more ways to add cheese to things like Domino’s Pizzas and Taco Bell products. But a new report in the Atlantic now says the Times misled readers — perhaps unintentionally — into thinking this was the case. [More]
Government Spends Millions Helping Domino's & Taco Bell Serve More Cheese
By November 8, 2010
The NYT has an investigative piece on the $140 million a year organization called “Dairy Management.” It recently teamed up with Domino’s to develop a new line of pizzas with 40 percent more cheese, and proceeded to devise and pay for a $12 million marketing campaign, says the Times. Who is this organization? Well, it’s a “marketing creation” of the US Department of Agriculture. [More]
Domino's, Where 5 Cheeses Just Aren't Enough
By October 14, 2010
Fresh off revamping its image with deep discounts and an “okay, we kinda sucked there for a while” ad campaign, Domino’s Pizza has gotten back into the gimmick pizza biz with the announcement of its new Wisconsin 6 Cheese pie. [More]
Choose Between Two Overpriced Medium 1-Topping Domino's Pizzas
By September 17, 2010
Domino’s presented Rhys with this difficult choice on its online delivery order page. [More]
Fired Domino's Worker Torches Two Of Its Stores
By September 14, 2010
A disgruntled ex-Domino’s Pizza employee was arrested after starting fires inside two of the chain’s stores. The blazes began when he came to the places after hours and lit piles of pizza boxes on fire. [More]
Domino's Worker Uses Customer's Debit Card For Phone Sex While Still Making Pizzas
By September 3, 2010
You might not think that when you call up your local Domino’s to order a pizza with your credit/debit card, that the employee you just gave your sensitive information to is going to brazenly turn around and rack up $296 in phone sex charges only minutes later. Or that they’d be so stupid to use the restaurant’s phone to make the call. Alas, that’s exactly what a woman in Kentucky claims happened to her. [More]
Top Posts Of The Week And Open Thread
By August 27, 2010
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