Consumerist

This Bratz Price Tag Is Surprisingly Honest

This price tag for a Bratz doll found at a Toys R Us in Massachusetts seems a little too honest. Don't you think?

10:18 AM on Mon Dec 15 2008, by Meg Marco, 36,973 views, 62 comments

Take that Bratz: Barbie is Back?

Apparently, Toy giant Mattel is coming back with a vengence on the strength of sales of T.M.X. Elmo and...Barbie? After stiff competition from those slutty-looking (allegedly foul-mouthed) Bratz dolls, Barbie is finally making a comeback. From the...

3:29 PM on Mon Jan 29 2007, by Meg Marco, 1,368 views, 14 comments

Barbie Vs Bratz: Barbie Wins! Court Stops Production Of Bratz Merchandise

This may well be the last holiday season for Bratz dolls, as a federal judge ordered their manufacturer to cease production and stop selling the popular dolls.

7:44 PM on Fri Dec 12 2008, by Meg Marco, 31,895 views, 179 comments

Parents Think Bratz Baby Doll Says "Fuck You"

Is there no end to the foul things parents hear their children's toys say? Already this season Ariel the Mermaid has been accused of calling people "sluts." Now the Bratz baby is saying fuck you to people. Could it be that the doll is singing "So...

1:45 PM on Fri Dec 29 2006, by Meg Marco, 3,601 views, 24 comments

THQ Discovers Box Art Ipecac Equivalent

I'm not sure if THQ is competing in some sort of Pink Flamingos-style contest with publisher Ubisoft for most deplorable box art behavior, but if so, THQ has taken the lead. The entire concept of Bratz is already offensive, but the collection of...

6:20 PM on Fri Dec 7 2007, by Michael McWhertor, 3,959 views, 78 comments

Bratz Face Billion-Dollar Restitution After Brutal Barbie Assault and Robbery

Press your ear to the ground this morning and feel the subsonic rumblings rolling over from Riverside — better known these days as the Epicenter of Epochal Doll Litigation since Mattel went to war against Bratz manufacturer MGA Entertainment...

12:50 PM on Thu Aug 21 2008, by STV, 6,146 views, 8 comments

Karaoke powerhouse the Singing Machine reported that first-quarter sales had been revived in part thanks to products based on Bratz, the popular line of freakishly deformed teenage slutbag action figures. Raftery is furiously adding a...

1:50 PM on Wed Aug 15 2007, by jharv, 80 views, Comment

Radar Still in Print

OMG! Radar magazine is still publishing in that funny old timey "print" medium! And they've got Maddox Jolie as Ashton Kutcher and Suri Cruise as an Olsen twin... Or something! Actually, I would like to know which nepotism-favored "Power Brats"...

11:11 AM on Sun Apr 27 2008, by ian spiegelman, 1,451 views, 5 comments

Fresh Aussie Sales Charts

Somebody pinch me. I'm dreaming. Not a good dream, with a "happy ending", sadly, but not a "granny's stubbly whisker kisses" dream, either. Thankfully. This is something in between, something weirder, where Ice Age 2 and Spyro on the DS can...

5:00 AM on Wed Jul 11 2007, by Luke Plunkett, 1,484 views, 24 comments

Australian Sales Charts

Latest Australian weekly sales figures are in (week ending March 18). The top 10? Why, below, of course.

8:30 AM on Thu Mar 22 2007, by Luke Plunkett, 748 views, 20 comments