i (charlie) have a psp. my friend jeremy does not. but he wants one this year for xmas.
so we started clowning with sum not-so-subtle hints to j's parents that a psp would be teh perfect gift. we created this site to spread the luv to those like j who want a psp!
consider us your own personal psp hype machine, here to help you wage a holiday assault on ur parents, girl, granny, boss – whoever – so they know what you really want.
we'll let you know how it works for us. pls return the favor.
more to come,
c&j.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006:::
holiday hitz volume 2
our boy Cousin Pete 'rapped up these crazy beatz and rhymes & put them under our tree! much luv and thx, pete.
download the instrumental version here and kick your own flow. (PC: click on "here" and Save As Target…) (MAC: put cursor over "here" and hit CTRL, then Download Linked File)
Tuesday, November 28, 2006:::
new card!
hope u like. download it to see what the inside says. 
Wednesday, November 22, 2006:::
don't just wear it – pwn it!!1!
our friends Tomiwa & Jessie showin' off their shirts
step 1: download the iron-on patterns sheet step 2: print step 3: cut out pieces you want on your t step 3: iron on step 4: wear it like u mean it
Wednesday, November 22, 2006:::
you advertize. they recognize!
stick this ad in your girl's vogue cosmo people who live real simple or your dad's national maxim geographic sports for men. whoever, they'll get the point. 
Tuesday, November 21, 2006:::
holiday hitz!
this original "all I want for xmas is a psp" jam is bound to be a cla$$ic!
j's band gets all lil' drummer boy…on your eardrums. now brace yourself 4 the metal madness! metal lyrics
Tuesday, November 21, 2006:::
aww, you shouldn't hav3…
sure, these holiday cards are driven by an ulterior motive to get a psp. but srsly, who doesn't like getting a card? Fill one out and send it to your gifter-to-be. 
Tuesday, November 21, 2006:::
you down with psp? yeah you know me!
download, print and cut out this paper psp and start “playing" it nxt to someone. they'll stare at you like you're pathetic. and well, you are. that's cool. cuz u know that you're guilting them into getting you a psp. 
Monday, November 20, 2006:::
these hands are made for playing, and that's just what they'll do
there are a lot of things u can be doing with your hands, most of which are less attractive or more annoying than playing a psp. we reco doing these 13 things around whoever you want to get you one. as they'll find out, playing a psp is a much nicer alternative. - use your palms to play everything like a drum: your legs, kitchen counters, tables, the wall – pretty much any and everything
- turn on the radio and wave glowsticks like ya just don't care
- when someone walks into a room, clap uncontrollably for at least 8 minutes
- constantly challenge others to thumb wrestling matches
- pick your nose and/or scratch your ass
- use them for nothing at all: simply hang them at your side, as if they were paralyzed from lack of playing
- take up a woodworking hobby; do loud work when others are still sleeping
- squeeze your pet's “squeak toy" – even when the pet's not around
- brush your teeth – all the time
- whenever speaking, use your hand (like a puppet) to mimic everything you say
- start knitting
- tap your fingernails against the closest surface at all times – but act like this is perfectly normal behavior
- open your arms for an embrace every time you see someone familiar; mid-hug, rub their back with your hands aggressively
Monday, November 20, 2006:::
if all else fails…
you can always try to use this $249 bill to buy a psp entertainment pack for yourself. don't rlly try to use, though – if you do, you'll be playing it the next 5-10 years in cell block H! 
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