varro commented on Testing Chuck E. Cheese Restaurants For Bacteria Will Probably Give You Nightmares

"@backbroken: The thing about fast-food restaurants is that they tend to score much better in health department inspections, probably because of standard procedures. The guy at Taco Bell is going to put things where they should be, and not put the bowl of raw meat on the shelf above the vegetables."

varro commented on Neighborhoods Propose Printing Their Own Currency To Encourage Local Shopping

"@wgrune: Wouldn't it be easier to just give someone a discount for being a member of a community group/credit union/employee of another local business?"

varro commented on Testing Chuck E. Cheese Restaurants For Bacteria Will Probably Give You Nightmares

"@MadameX: Same thing for me - mom or dad would take me to the pediatrician for allergy shots when I was younger...and it went from every week to every other week to once a month, to never. Dad would always take me to Pittsburgh's famous Ritter's Diner after the appointment for brunch..."

varro commented on Testing Chuck E. Cheese Restaurants For Bacteria Will Probably Give You Nightmares

"@bball123h: You let your kids play football?"

varro commented on Testing Chuck E. Cheese Restaurants For Bacteria Will Probably Give You Nightmares

"@crazymatt1: I grew up without helicopter parents, which meant: We played dodgeball in gym class. We played tackle football (even though the teachers told us not to), and played on monkey bars over cement. No one knew what an alcohol wipe was. We played tons of games, often involving running around late into the night. Guess what?"

varro commented on Monster Cable Sues Monster MiniGolf For Trademark Infringement

"@HarleyBabb: Have Monster Cables branded a "vexatious litigant" and be banned from filing any lawsuits regarding trademark infringement."

varro commented on Airline Passengers Stranded For 9 Hours

"Heckuva job, Chertoff! The sooner that assclown is out of his job at Homeland Security, the better."

varro commented on Big Three Carmaker CEO's Pledge To Take $1 Salary In Return For Bailout Bucks

"@loquaciousmusic: Pontiac Aztec with vanity plate "GM CEO"..."

varro commented on Big Three Carmaker CEO's Pledge To Take $1 Salary In Return For Bailout Bucks

"@HFC: Can we outsource the executives to India instead of the telephone representatives?"

varro commented on Teacher Sells Ads On Tests To Cover Printing Costs

"Yes, your typical high-school student spends thousands of dollars each year on structural engineering services. Ash 78's right - our high school had ads everywhere - I sold them for the school paper, the yearbook sold them, scoreboard, sports and musical programs... Schools just can't win."