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"@RIP raymondjames: I like the concierge service at the strip-clubs in Montreal."

http://deadspin.com/5093632/#c9017566 7:25 PM on Nov 19

"@Jerkwheat: They would need to reintroduce the Power Glove for Wii Fisting, no?"

http://deadspin.com/5093632/#c9017543 7:24 PM on Nov 19

"From: Thompson, HunterSubject: Re: ReservationTo: Thompson, HunterDate: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 12:17 AM Go root for the concierge-f#@* you-"

http://deadspin.com/5093632/#c9017405 7:16 PM on Nov 19

"@Gourmet Spud: How do we treat workplace sexual harassment when it's an subordinate hectoring his boss*? *Really, boss's boss."

http://deadspin.com/5093632/#c9016623 6:37 PM on Nov 19

"Ashley Todd's Twitter was hacked & features a backward 'S' over the length of the feed."

http://deadspin.com/5093295/#c9016012 6:09 PM on Nov 19

"@Moonshine Mike: Don't worry."

http://deadspin.com/5093052/#c9015569 5:53 PM on Nov 19

"@Steve_U: I'm a bit surprised he didn't choke any chicas."

http://deadspin.com/5093356/#c9012867 4:23 PM on Nov 19

"@Pesti-Esti: At least no Green Day played between innings at Safeco, now."

http://deadspin.com/5092807/#c9012253 4:05 PM on Nov 19

"@bigredgambler: Not just his ding-a-ling, but the the man himself."

http://deadspin.com/5093157/#c9011963 3:57 PM on Nov 19

"@Sandburgh: You mean student body president?"

http://deadspin.com/5092905/#c9004929 12:40 PM on Nov 19

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