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        "@RIP raymondjames: I like the concierge service at the strip-clubs in Montreal."
        http://deadspin.com/5093632/#c9017566 7:25 PM on Nov 19


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        "@Jerkwheat: They would need to reintroduce the Power Glove for Wii Fisting, no?"
        http://deadspin.com/5093632/#c9017543 7:24 PM on Nov 19


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        "From: Thompson, HunterSubject: Re: ReservationTo: Thompson, HunterDate: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 12:17 AM Go root for the concierge-f#@* you-"
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        "@Gourmet Spud: How do we treat workplace sexual harassment when it's an subordinate hectoring his boss*? *Really, boss's boss."
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        "Ashley Todd's Twitter was hacked & features a backward 'S' over the length of the feed."
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        "@Moonshine Mike: Don't worry."
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        "@Steve_U: I'm a bit surprised he didn't choke any chicas."
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        "@Pesti-Esti: At least no Green Day played between innings at Safeco, now."
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        "@bigredgambler: Not just his ding-a-ling, but the the man himself."
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      Incognito on Nov 14, 2008

      LOL, I noticed you added my other name as a friend AFTER I got banned. Are you the ban befriender? lol


      Prof_Derzshowitz on Nov 3, 2008

      Wow. You've got 1000 friends. Gawker should give you a prize or something. [Or perhaps having a thousand friends is a prize in itself?].


      TheStarterWife on Sep 24, 2008

      Well then thank you.

      If you are thinking about BDD for the object of the 'Spin-fandom, well. I always loved his work with FatherKnowsShit. Some of his sports pieces are a miss with me, but more often than not it works in my eyes.

      I believe Klosterman is 36? 37? Just a few years older than I am, and I am a couple of years older than Drew. All three of us are way too Gen X for our own good, and it comes through in our work.


      TheStarterWife on Sep 19, 2008

      I cannot decide if your Klosterman crack was a compliment or an insult.


      EmilyClaire on Sep 3, 2008

      oh yeah! now we are both on Burning Angel... I am Finn and she is Lola. I do much harder stuff now than what i did on SG.

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      Brian47 on Aug 4, 2008

      Nice to be part of your crew here, jose!


      williamzabka on Aug 1, 2008

      Wow, I just saw that you left me a message six weeks ago. Guess I should pay more attention to this shit.


      FirstDerivative on Aug 1, 2008

      Jose-
      How'd you come up with that name?
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      josereyes.theroof wishes to... on Jun 20, 2008

      555 on a 666...


      Brazil Thrill on Jun 5, 2008

      Maybe I'd consider rooting for the Packers if they switched to yellow jerseys, ala the Brazilian national squad.


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      hey my name is mercades an im a kind for you in i love the note that you did for me thank you very much.my mercades



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