twophrasebark commented on Angry Telemarketer Calls Back, Chews You Out For Hanging Up

"Yup, it is rude. I choose my own actions in life."

twophrasebark commented on Orbitz: Pay For Ticket We Never Sold You Or Else

"Well if you won a chargeback then Orbitz can't come after you for the money."

twophrasebark commented on Angry Telemarketer Calls Back, Chews You Out For Hanging Up

"I worked for a telemarketer when I was in high school."

twophrasebark commented on Optimus Prime Has A Hot New Attitude In Transformers 2

""He also says he was amazed that nobody ever thought to tell the story of how the Enterprise crew first came together." Er, Harve Bennett did about two decades ago."

twophrasebark commented on On the Set of Crank 2, Whose Script Is the "Most Offensive" Statham's Ever Read

"My pitch for Crank 3: Amy Smart's character now also needs to do something crazy to stay alive due to [fill in later]. They've done pretty much everything already, so I'm going for blood."

twophrasebark commented on Wonder Woman To Become Kick-Ass Audrey Hepburn

"Um, so they're are no men on Paradise Island, right?"

twophrasebark commented on 3 BSG Characters Have A Dark Secret In Their Past

"Not thrilled about this movie and RDM giving into retcons and such."

twophrasebark commented on How To Get ATT Naked DSL (Redux)

"No, what's odd is that the FCC requires companies to offer these things and then never checks to make sure they're being offered. Ever. How hard is it to have some staffers try to sign up for these services as a consumer would and report the results?"

twophrasebark commented on Eureka To Get Quieter, But Keep Changing

"Dear Jaime, Why are you changing up the show?"

twophrasebark commented on Highly-Advanced Cloaking Device Unveiled in French Forest

"Temporal turd?"

twophrasebark commented on Chuck Returns As An All-New Show... Kind Of.

"Strange problems for Chuck by this viewer's perceptions: 1) Chuck looks like a fun and cute show to me 2) I never watch it The reason is..."

twophrasebark commented on Highly-Advanced Cloaking Device Unveiled in French Forest

"That's actually an egg from an very large alien creature you don't want to mess with. Trust me."

twophrasebark commented on Airborne IEDs Are the Next Generation of Homebrew Weapons

"Thank goodness we went to Iraq so we could, um, stop... Why are we there again?"

twophrasebark commented on A Sleestak Pinup, Transformers Shockers, And A Bizarre Sarah Connor Twist

"Um, lesse, Daniel Jackson finds some device that when activated turns out to: a) alert an alien species to Earth, endangering us allb) alert another alien species to Earth, this time from a different galaxy, endangering us allc) endager us in some other wayd) one of the abovee) all of the above From: Stargate Scripts: You Can Write One Today!"

twophrasebark commented on Watch the Evil She-Alien Take Advantage of Jewel Staite's Body

"SGA movies..."

twophrasebark commented on Wendy's: You Will Have Your Burger With Toppings Or You Will Get Nothing

"I once went to a Wendy's in Hawaii."

twophrasebark commented on PayPal Refunds $50 Defraud, Sics Collections On You

"Telling the collection agency to stop contacting you doesn't erase the debt or remove it from your credit report. It just stops them from bugging you. And this whole "proof of debt" thing is a becoming a very popular internet myth. Collection agencies don't have to prove you owe the debt in the way that many people think."

twophrasebark commented on PayPal Refunds $50 Defraud, Sics Collections On You

"@tjrchicago: Something like that."