speedwell commented on Is Your Milk Spoiling Faster?

"@poornotignorant: Why is Americanized soymilk so expensive, you asked?"

speedwell commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Zaps Skippy Natural Peanut Butter

"You know, something just occurred to me. When the product shrinks by a trivial amount, what happens to the number of servings per package as stated on the label?"

speedwell commented on Is Your Milk Spoiling Faster?

"By the way, pasteurized milk does not sour."

speedwell commented on Is Your Milk Spoiling Faster?

"Folks, did you know you can freeze milk indefinitely?"

speedwell commented on Did UBS Help Rich Americans Hide Billions Of Dollars In Liechtenstein?

"@parrotuya: Suppose all the wealthy CEOs of large corporations in the USA decided, "We have enough money now and we don't have to make any more," paid all their employees a decent severance package, and shuttered their companies?"

speedwell commented on 10 Secrets To Getting Better Tech Support From Asus

"@TVarmy: I JUST bought an MSI Wind from Amazon."

speedwell commented on 10 Secrets To Getting Better Tech Support From Asus

"And Ben..."

speedwell commented on 10 Secrets To Getting Better Tech Support From Asus

"MSI for the Win(d)!"

speedwell commented on Judge Tells Tiffany To Police Their Own Merchandise On EBay

"@Geekybiker: No, see, Tiffany is making it more difficult for me if I should ever want to sell my Tiffany stuff, which I bought partly as an investment."

speedwell commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Faultless Spray Starch

"I want Annie Blackman's e-mail."

speedwell commented on Did UBS Help Rich Americans Hide Billions Of Dollars In Liechtenstein?

"Wow, the taxes on that money might pay for a whole day and a half of the war in Iraq."

speedwell commented on 13 Confessions Of A Waiter

"@The Raging Server: Who cares what you expect?"

speedwell commented on Reader Refuses To Give Driver's License With Credit Card Purchase

"@tawni: It only VOIDS your card if the card is not signed, as we keep saying."

speedwell commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Faultless Spray Starch

"So, naturally since the new can uses less steel and is easier to handle, the price should go down! Or maybe I need to go buy a clue."

speedwell commented on Now Can You Guess What's In The Box?

"Definitely the Golden Crap Award."

speedwell commented on Disgruntled Computer Technician Outs Super-Rich Tax Cheaters To The IRS

"@ludwigk: Actually, the idea that the money the IRS is going to collect from this is going to improved schools, welfare, and infrastructure, and so forth was a JOKE... For one thing, those are state functions, not federal functions..."

speedwell commented on KFC Hands You Biscuits And Says "Here. This Is Just So You'll Get The Fuck Outta' Here!"

"I would have gone inside, too."

speedwell commented on Disgruntled Computer Technician Outs Super-Rich Tax Cheaters To The IRS

"@speedwell: Imagine how many bombs the loot can buy!"