snidelywhiplash commented on Liveblogging Hillary Clinton's Convention Speech

"Damn."

snidelywhiplash commented on Morning Joe

"@unionmaid: For a politican, I gather that Biden does have a small ego."

snidelywhiplash commented on Armed & Ready

"@petunia942: Whatever."

snidelywhiplash commented on Ernest Borgnine's Secret To Aging Well: Self Abuse

"He's the fuckin' MAN."

snidelywhiplash commented on A Medium Starbucks Coffee Has Over Four Times The Caffeine Of Red Bull, And Three More Caffeine Facts

"I find that a scoop of ground espresso mixed in the filter basket is great for giving my coffee an extra kick."

snidelywhiplash commented on GMA Investigates: Could Straightening Your Hair Change Your Life?

"If you're in a meeting, and you're distracted by someone else's hair, you should probably walk in front of a moving bus."

snidelywhiplash commented on There's Casual Sex, And Then There's Casual Sex

"Shit."

snidelywhiplash commented on Georgia Woman Turns Engagement Lemons Into Lemonade Cold Hard Cash

"@Lymed has 4 days and counting: Well, I dunno what he promised, but he sure provided."

snidelywhiplash commented on Andrew's Epic Comcast Debacle

"I have nothing useful to add."

snidelywhiplash commented on Elijah Wood: Feeling Sheepish

"@MissTicklebritches: Heh."

snidelywhiplash commented on O Writer Claims That Beneath Every Marriage Runs The "Chyron Of Divorce"

"@rocknrollunicorn: You mean everyone doesn't play Jeopardy out loud at home?"

snidelywhiplash commented on Dolly Parton: Feminist Icon?

"Dolly is not just a feminist icon, she's an icon, period."

snidelywhiplash commented on "I Am, Right Now, Involved In Something More Important"

"Wow."

snidelywhiplash commented on Heckling George Michael Treats Dr. Phil For Depression

"@raincoaster: Like half of the other middle-aged straight men there, he was more than likely dragged by his wife."

snidelywhiplash commented on Dog Days Of Summer

"@andBegorrah: Yep, made me tear up."

snidelywhiplash commented on Loose Lips

"@Notes from the underwhelmed: Jesus.Tapdancing.Christ. I had seen it before, but had forgotten how bad that was. Excuse me while I go gouge my eardrums out with a dull icepick."

snidelywhiplash commented on Your Tomatoes May Kill You!

"@cassandra: What you said...ferchrissakes, you could even rinse it in a bleach/water solution for a minute to kill germy things. Seems that increasingly people are just a bunch of stupid ninnies, running around like decapitated chickens. Idiocracy here we come..."

snidelywhiplash commented on Your Tomatoes May Kill You!

"@karion: Of course, if'n you're making Insalata Caprese with those pink Styrofoam blobs the stores call "roma tomatoes," you oughta be taken out and maimed. At least use the so-called "vine-ripe" tomatoes."