"@Notes from the underwhelmed:
Jesus.Tapdancing.Christ.
I had seen it before, but had forgotten how bad that was.
Excuse me while I go gouge my eardrums out with a dull icepick."
"@cassandra: What you said...ferchrissakes, you could even rinse it in a bleach/water solution for a minute to kill germy things.
Seems that increasingly people are just a bunch of stupid ninnies, running around like decapitated chickens.
Idiocracy here we come..."
"@karion: Of course, if'n you're making Insalata Caprese with those pink Styrofoam blobs the stores call "roma tomatoes," you oughta be taken out and maimed.
At least use the so-called "vine-ripe" tomatoes."
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