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"This reminds me of an altercation my husband and I got into with a DHL driver."

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"Someone needs to send him a stuffed uterus from I Heart Guts."

scamps commented on Convention On A Stick

"@tonightineed: Does your father happen to also be my father-in-law?"

scamps commented on Convention On A Stick

"Jumping on the Cooper Love bandwagon... TV does not do that man justice."

scamps commented on AT&T: Being Robbed At Knifepoint Will Not Help You Qualify For The Cheaper iPhone

"@1oneWON: Being rude isn't going to get you anywhere here."

scamps commented on Convention On A Stick

"@whats_in_a_name: Like "hep"?"

scamps commented on Exiled Spoiler Alert: Beverly Hills Princess Doesn't Like The Smell Of Elephant Shit

"@jeccat: No editor is talented enough to create the crap that spewed from her mouth."

scamps commented on Exiled Spoiler Alert: Beverly Hills Princess Doesn't Like The Smell Of Elephant Shit

"Hey, genius."

scamps commented on Bristol Palin Is Pregnant, Let The Opprobrium Begin

"I miss the days when I heard "Palin" and thought of only the Pythons."

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"My maid of honor, of all people, gave me a copy of One Perfect Day."