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" @Miss Anne Thrope: I can't get eight gay men to show up for free booze on time."

s00p3rm4n commented on Secret Pentagon Plan Sought To Create Most Powerful Gay Bomb Since 'Showgirls'

" @nonce: A gay gap?"

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" The only sighting in this that matters was Pat O'Brien."

s00p3rm4n commented on Johnny Depp Smiles And Nods Way Through Inscrutable Japanese Talk Show Ritual

" This is the best thing I've ever seen."

s00p3rm4n commented on WALNUTS' Book Club

" More like for whom the WALNUTS toll...s."

s00p3rm4n commented on National Journal Would Like You Ron Paul Fanatics To Knock It Off

" @Ken Layne: So very spot-on!"

s00p3rm4n commented on Senate Makes it Official: The Internet is Scary!

" Seriously, for people who write so much legislation about not fucking children, Republicans are sure leading the way in fucking children."

s00p3rm4n commented on Repetition of History Moves Beyond 'Farce' to 'Sitcom'

" I won't say the name of who these bastards we're arming remind me of, but I will say it rhymes with Obama Pin Badin."

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" @Prozac: Vaguely homoerotic tendencies?"

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" @gwendolyn: Good job."