s00p3rm4n commented on What Went On Behind The Scenes Of The Isaiah Washington Shitcanning?

" @Miss Anne Thrope: I can't get eight gay men to show up for free booze on time."

s00p3rm4n commented on Secret Pentagon Plan Sought To Create Most Powerful Gay Bomb Since 'Showgirls'

" @nonce: A gay gap?"

s00p3rm4n commented on There Is No Sating Hollywood A-Listers' Hunger For Artisanal, Thin-Crust Pizza

" The only sighting in this that matters was Pat O'Brien."

s00p3rm4n commented on Johnny Depp Smiles And Nods Way Through Inscrutable Japanese Talk Show Ritual

" This is the best thing I've ever seen."

s00p3rm4n commented on WALNUTS' Book Club

" More like for whom the WALNUTS toll...s."

s00p3rm4n commented on National Journal Would Like You Ron Paul Fanatics To Knock It Off

" @Ken Layne: So very spot-on!"

s00p3rm4n commented on Senate Makes it Official: The Internet is Scary!

" Seriously, for people who write so much legislation about not fucking children, Republicans are sure leading the way in fucking children."

s00p3rm4n commented on Repetition of History Moves Beyond 'Farce' to 'Sitcom'

" I won't say the name of who these bastards we're arming remind me of, but I will say it rhymes with Obama Pin Badin."

s00p3rm4n commented on Kissinger's Forest Club Worships '70s Bikini Poster

" @Prozac: Vaguely homoerotic tendencies?"

s00p3rm4n commented on 'Transformers' Scaling Back Local Promotional Blitz

" @gwendolyn: Good job."

s00p3rm4n commented on LCD Soundsystem, Gaffigan, Leoni

" It's not "The" Largo."

s00p3rm4n commented on Paris Hilton's Prison Break

" @Magister: the judge who tried to micromanage her sentence for his own perverse pleasure Yeah, cuz God knows only a pervert would sentence someone to jail time for the second traffic stop without a license after a DUI."

s00p3rm4n commented on Robin Williams Delights Thai Restaurant Patrons With Impressions Of Thai Elvis, Thai John Wayne, Thai Jack, Thai Rabbi...

" @Mel Gibstein: I hope he's toppling entire forests, to both add to his memoir and gather the raw lumber necessary for printing it. I can see the new pick-up line myself."

s00p3rm4n commented on Greenman V. Rogen: The Battle Of 'Superbad'

" Oh nevermind."

s00p3rm4n commented on Greenman V. Rogen: The Battle Of 'Superbad'

" @rubyred: Right?"

s00p3rm4n commented on Selfish 'L&O: CI' Cast Showing No Concern For Dick Wolf's Budget Problems

" @SteamyMcFirecrotch: Sometimes when I read these things and my complaints about them afterward, I think the world would be much better off without me alive. Wait."

s00p3rm4n commented on Breaking: Judge Orders Paris Back To Jail, Immediate Halt Of All Cupcake Deliveries

" @Garrison Dean: We don't reap what we weave, lady."

s00p3rm4n commented on Hollywood A Little Too Distracted To Pay Attention To Blurry Messages From Above

" Honestly, fly over West Hollywood and steam that shit out."