rpm773 commented on Yankees Fans Celebrate Championship By Giving Away Your Private Information

"Next week we'll hear of an inverse correlation between Yankees World Series wins and federal indictments of white collar criminals due to "disappearing" documents."

rpm773 commented on All The PBR You Want For $300 Million

"I'll pay $299 Million for Colt 45."

rpm773 commented on Blogger Says National Car Rental Tried To Pull Deal Switcheroo

"Car rental companies are always trying to pull this sort of thing with getting you to sign for upcharges when you don't need them. Just last week, I told the Hertz guy at MSP that I didn't need/want the insurance, and he still presented to me a contract with the $28/day charge for it."

rpm773 commented on Perkins Is Really Genuinely Concerned That Your French Dip Sandwich Sucked

"@JulesNoctambule: any time I see 'with au jus', my inner French schoolgirl twitches. Perhaps a bowl of today's soup du jour would make you feel better?"

rpm773 commented on Perkins Is Really Genuinely Concerned That Your French Dip Sandwich Sucked

"@Digitizer: There's nothing here that states the OP *isn't* from a third-world country and *didn't* give a limb prior to receiving that sandwich. Quite frankly, I assumed the OP was, and did."

rpm773 commented on Photographer Says US Airways Soaked $17,850 Worth Of Camera Equipment

"@cmdrsass: That reminds me of something about catching bees with honey rather than vinegar, but I can't remember the details."

rpm773 commented on Photographer Says US Airways Soaked $17,850 Worth Of Camera Equipment

"My stomach is in knots."

rpm773 commented on Capital One Calls To Dun For Payment Before It's Even Due

"@larrymac is not selling Monster Energy Drink: I like the intelligent-looking, positive, canned images on their website, belying the presumed sweat-shop conditions of their phone-call factory and the nature of their business. It reminds me of the website of a former employer and how, on the first time I viewed it, I was thinking "hey, none of these people work here.""

rpm773 commented on Reader: "Paid My T-Mobile Bill, Saw Some Boobs"

"Sounds like a win/win."

rpm773 commented on Man Attempts To Rob Taco Bell, Then Asks For A Job Application

"The man, whose description was sketchy "I can't have police draw a picture of him, because I can't remember what he looks like," Tom said sketchily."