thalia commented on Teen Mom Denies Pregnancy Pact; Principal Stands By His Story

"Meh, all my brothers and sisters were born in September."

thalia commented on How A Forgotten Blockbuster Video Caused A 2 1/2 Year Battle With Discover Card And Collection Agencies

"Blockbuster had been sending me a collection notice every few months and filling up my voicemail for two years, and I've never even had a Blockbuster account."

thalia commented on Zales Store Receipts Really Don't Mean Anything

"So...who is Sarah? I'd blame the cashier."

thalia commented on Dogs And Cats Feel The Foreclosure Crisis, End Up In Shelters Or Worse

"The last I checked, pets aren't very expensive...I mean, when you give them their first round of shots and get them fixed it costs a few hundred dollars, but after that it's only their yearly boosters if they don't become injured, and pet food is only around $10 a bag and lasts for a month."

thalia commented on Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory Refuses Bathroom Access to 5-Year-Old, Who Then Has Diarrhea In Front Of Them

"I would have told my daughter to drop her pants and go right there on their floor."

thalia commented on New "Pro-Life" Pharmacies Won't Sell You Birth Control

"Uh, how does birth control promote divorce?"

thalia commented on Don't Use Nivea Men's "Cool" Body Wash On Your Junk

"I don't really get why some people are blaming the guy for washing his balls in the first place."

thalia commented on Neiman Marcus Sells Used Bugaboo Stroller As New

"First of all, $700 for a stroller is absolutely ridiculous."

thalia commented on Woman Sues Victoria's Secret Because Of Thong Injury

"Was she wearing the panties on her head?"

thalia commented on Toyota's Roadside Assistance Leaves You Stranded Out Of Gas

"The girlfriend should have been paying attention to her gas gauge."