mariospants commented on Bionic Commando Has Control Issues

"Someone in the press still needs to play the game until it gets to that magical point at which the ponies will start flying overhead and shit candy."

mariospants commented on Aquadots, The Infamous "GHB-Laced Toys," Are Back With A New Name, "Pixos"!

"Funny to think that the original toy had actually won some awards for innovation in children's toys..."

mariospants commented on Brooklyn Ice Cream Shop Owner Stole $25,000 From Customers

"What a dumb shit this guy was: he could probably have gotten away with it if he hadn't taken huge amounts of money from these credit cards."

mariospants commented on Why Most Organic Milk Stays Unspoiled Longer

""Personally, I only use milk as a conduit for cereal so it doesn't really matter what it tastes like, it just needs to not go bad within two days of purchase." QFT. Any word on the "micro filtration" version of milk?"

mariospants commented on Golden Poo Award For Worst Company In America Unveiled

"Ironically, Countrywide isn't winning this award for lack of customer service, or poor customer service or even a bad product per se (I'm sure when those customers got initially got the keys to their mcmansions they were quite happy)."

mariospants commented on Flower - Petals On The Wind

"Unlike some, I really love the feel of these games, especially before bed and after a few hours of a more stressful game."

mariospants commented on Free Realms - The Best MMO At E3?

"You know, Ratchet & Clank would make a great basis for a "kiddie" MMO, SONY."

mariospants commented on Checking Out Resistance: Retribution

"I am loving my psp and ps3 lately..."

mariospants commented on Why A Castlevania Fighting Game? Ask Iga!

"If you can interrupt a fight in this game and continue exploring or do some exploring BETWEEN fights then that could be cool."

mariospants commented on Just How Racist Was Aunt Jemima?

"apple ring?"

mariospants commented on 10 Banks That Could Be Next To Go Under

"Sorry..."

mariospants commented on 20 Creepy Baby Products

"good bye the onion, hello cracked.com - lately, Cracked has become my #1 choice for the yucks."

mariospants commented on L.L. Bean Backpacks Are For Trusting Souls

"I'm assuming the "turbo" designation is meant to make us think these bags are "cutting edge" and appeal to the "younger demographic"."

mariospants commented on E3 Roundup Day 3

"CNN had some e3 articles, one of them was about retro gaming..."

mariospants commented on Tretton: Sony Considering PSP with Harddrive

"It's like a perfect storm is brewing: draconian DRM, ISP-set download limits, hardware formats disappearing (goodbye UMD, goodby HDDVD...), HD formats arriving..."

mariospants commented on Wolfenstein Screens, Right Here

"Oh man, this is so generic it's scarier than the creatures."

mariospants commented on Hands On: Spore On iPhone Is Pretty Much FlOw

"I really got into flOw so count me as a fan."

mariospants commented on Animal Crossing: City Folk Trailer, Screens, Release Date

"dammit all to freaking HELL but this comments system just lost my COTY."