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"Or, you know, I could just hook my TV up to my computer. Why is this important?"

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"@ Brian Ashcraft - Is that picture from "The Player"?"

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"Never been a big GT fan, but I would give many, many of your American dollars to take part in this. Especially if they let me drive, say, a 370Z."

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"I want one so very badly."

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"I'd watch an entire movie starring Michael Caine as Alfred."

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"That was hysterical. "I...."

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""What?"

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"Man, if only Google Maps had a print function that could could do this for me! Wait..."

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"Fletch: What do you mean, toxic waste? Frank: Well, it's some special stuff."

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"Lucky for me, I keep my cigars in a panda-skin humidor."