kelptocratic commented on Got Vista Premium? You Can Stream Netflix To Your 360

"Or, you know, I could just hook my TV up to my computer. Why is this important?"

kelptocratic commented on "BioShock Extremely Well-Suited To Film"

"@ Brian Ashcraft - Is that picture from "The Player"?"

kelptocratic commented on Gran Turismo Racing Academy Announced

"Never been a big GT fan, but I would give many, many of your American dollars to take part in this. Especially if they let me drive, say, a 370Z."

kelptocratic commented on Tesla Motors Opens First Dealership in LA

"I want one so very badly."

kelptocratic commented on New Dark Knight Trailer Shows Why Batman Is Still The Best Superhero

"I'd watch an entire movie starring Michael Caine as Alfred."

kelptocratic commented on Conan O'Brien Shows "Toned Down" GTA IV

"That was hysterical. "I...."

kelptocratic commented on An Expressionist Portrait of Doctor Zoidberg

""What?"

kelptocratic commented on Paper GPS May Be Simplest "SatNav" System Ever

"Man, if only Google Maps had a print function that could could do this for me! Wait..."

kelptocratic commented on An Ograbme on Employment

"Fletch: What do you mean, toxic waste? Frank: Well, it's some special stuff."

kelptocratic commented on Calculate The "Emissions Cost" Of Your Next Flight

"Lucky for me, I keep my cigars in a panda-skin humidor."

kelptocratic commented on The Legend Of The $1.549 Gas

"Where's the poll option for: "Fill-up, pay, leave, rent flatbed truck, buy a dozen empty oil barrels, return, and pump like my life depended on it.""

kelptocratic commented on Citibank Promises To Credit ATM Fees, But Will Try To Get Out Of It Unless You Badger Them

"Schwab."

kelptocratic commented on The Weekends Are Made for GTA

"Man, I'm going to have to seriously avoid the internet until my copy arrives."

kelptocratic commented on A Look Inside the Last Pinball Factory in the World

"Pinball is the apex of gaming. If there someone setup a pinball arcade in Vegas with some kind of gambling mechanic, I would be very poor."

kelptocratic commented on More Gross Stuff Found In Vitamin Water

"Please don't ruin Honest Tea."

kelptocratic commented on Let Best Buy 'Professionally Install' Your XBox Games

"Throw in a well-made martini and I'll consider it."

kelptocratic commented on After a multimillion-dollar verdict, attorneys get fee award, too

"Litigation is very, very expensive."

kelptocratic commented on The Darkness Getting A Sequel It Shouldn't Have

"Playing the first one now - really liking it. Any game that lets you watch "To Kill a Mockingbird," in its entirety, gets major points in my book. Here's hoping the sequel has "Citizen Kane" in it."