Jesse in Japan commented on Amazon Launches PayPhrase: Buy Stuff By Typing Two Words

"Is "Feisty Mango" supposed to be a sexual innuendo?"

Jesse in Japan commented on Report: Nintendo Releasing New DSi With Larger Screens For Japan This Year

"Coming soon, the new DS flavored Tic Tics with butter! ...as if anyone recognizes that reference..."

Jesse in Japan commented on Bumblebee Tuna Tricks You Into Watching Commercials At The Grocery Store

"It's very common to see things like that in Japan, only they don't require a button press and pretty much just play continuously over and over forever."

Jesse in Japan commented on If Best Buy Gave You A Free Xbox 360 By Accident, Would You Give It Back?

"Hari kiri?"

Jesse in Japan commented on Prevent Imposter Lovers With The Fingerprint Ring

"This is a very common problem, actually, but I've found that the best solution is to tattoo both the lover and the twin sister with slightly different barcodes in a place that neither of them notices or is aware of."

Jesse in Japan commented on Man Arrested After Leaving Child Porn Filled Cellphone As Collateral For Bar Tab

"@Greuvee: When files are moved into the cell phone, there is usually a time and date stamp that indicates when such an event happened."

Jesse in Japan commented on Japanese Retail Employee Says Xbox 360 Having Rough Time

"I love the fanboy argument that's going on in the thread on that blog."

Jesse in Japan commented on Help Us Name The 10 Most Hated Business Practices You Encounter While Shopping

"Unless I'm talking to a doctor or an auto mechanic whom I can trust, I really, really don't like being told by a business about the horrible things that can/will happen to me if I don't buy their products."

Jesse in Japan commented on From Abandoned Nuclear Missile Silo to Kickass Home

"Let's not forget that there's a Russian warhead on an MIRV on a missile somewhere that's still programmed to land (with a 50% probability) within 600 feet of this guy's apartment."

Jesse in Japan commented on McDonald's Set To Open Branch In Louvre

"There is no way the French market for McDonalds is larger than the Japanese market."